/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15238670
>tfw my brain is my bank
>tfw too smart to own physical assets

>>15060840
>take out interest free Gov. subsidized student loan to go to Amsterdam and fuck whores/smoke weed

>parents paying for grad school and undergrad

>MFW I can pay off my minuscule debt with my first paycheck after graduation

>>12955201
>Gave his genome to jews so they could tell him he isn't jewish

I literally have never seen a vagina and I have a 9 incher. I don't think I am going to make it.

>>8916716

>make a list of goals writing things down will help you visualize them and you'll be more likely to follow through with your plans

>>8346480
Because the price isn't guaranteed to reach your retarded meme 2k or whatever and sending around thousands of dollars worth of BTC is a hassle that exposes you to security risks and forces you to pay taxes when sold.

>buys crypto once

If price <10100
bot buy market
Couldn't be anymore obvious on bitmex. Was the same shit at 10200 earlier.

HODL the line

At most this is dipping to 10,900 and then we are going to 15k

>tfw too smart to not buy Komodo

>>6565234

>when I buy high and sell low I lose money.
>when I buy low and sell high I make money.

Is this the secret to /makingit? It took me a year of trading and playing around with crypto to finally grasp the concept of buying low and selling high.

My portfolio is finally in green... is this the secret?

How do you feel when you're plotting charts and they turn out exactly the way you expect them too?

>>5132886

Thanks OP just liquidated all my assets

Took a second mortgage out on my house, sold my car, maxed out my credit cards, took a business loan out, took a payday loan out, sold all my drugs, robbed a bank, robbed a corner store, robbed a liquor store, broke into all my neighbor's houses and sold all their jewelry, called up my bookie

You better be right because if you're not I'm fucked

Who here sick and tired of all of their leftover coins just sitting on Binance? Shit pisses me off. Not because I am really losing money, it's quite literally pocket change, because they don't have any way of using it. I can't even change it over for tether jesus christ.

They should set up some type of user change jar or something so you can save it all up for a rainy day or some shit I dunno but it's annoying as fuck.

>>4511289
Nice just bought 100k

I fucking fail at everything

But a few years ago I had some money and made money with it. I had like 5k and made 20k

Then I became a drunk. I didn't realize what I had. I just drank it away because my life was #yolo

Fuck man. I could be a fucking billionare if I used my winnings wisely, as I used them before.

I started with 5K in 2008 and turned it into something like 2 mil.

I just drank and partied it away. I am worthless. I am doing a wagecuck job right now and don't think its fucking lost on me what I could be now.

I fucking cashed out so early and used my winnings in online poker because I was drunk all the time.

its funny because I initially made the money completely sober daytrading options and crypto.

FUCk I'm pretty drunk right now, but if I had HODL I would literally be a billionare.

I had it and actively lost it.

My wife just left me and I think I'm going to kill myyself.

I have nothing left. I can't bank on 1000x again, the best I have is programming a trading bot.

FUCK MAN

help

>>4186362
I found your pic, it's you right?

>>2189452
the hardest part is waiting for the last pnd shill threads to clear out so you can get replies on your pnd shill threads