/biz/ - Business & Finance

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I just told you she was a PM. You are correct she is not a floor trader Sherlock Holmes. I see nothing gets by you and your lackey team. Steel traps the lot of you. I guaran-fucking tee you those kids in the OP pic are not all investment bankers.

She makes $90k a year with around 20% bonus. She works from home here 4 days a week in suburban Chicago and all her bosses are in New York. So passing her around the office must involve some space folding time portal shit for the logistics to work. If they're willing to put that much work into it, they can have her.

All the kids are mine to be sure. We married young while in college. Not a worry to be had.

I'm 37 so I guess that makes me a boomer. We have our house paid off, $1,5M investment retirement account and great benefits. Boomer life is peak comfy I guess.

Have fun in your shitty gig economy Europoor. I heard Deutchbank is hiring at 14Euro per hour. Or maybe not. Pic related.