/biz/ - Business & Finance

Anons, I need to tell you guys a story about my tryst with XMR.

Long read, so grab a drink and read through.

It was the year of our lord 2020, early spring...

Me was a 9gag fag for nearly 8 years. Was indeed aware of this dark and forbidden place called FoChang.. but had not dared to lurk close to it.

Around 2016 I had once encountered /lit/ board thanks to some plebbit comments. That was all the interactions I had with this god forsaken place.

WFH started and I stopped working and instead browsed random sites mindlessly throughout the day. Opened a dozen of trading accounts after I heard about the scheduled BRRRR. I always thought cryptographic coins are a scam, USD and God are eternal and Stock Market is how you beat financial hurricanes. /pol/ and /biz/ were fr MVPs those few months.

An acquintance visited me over a weekend, I was bragging about muh day trading shenanigans and he said "bruh, you heard of them cryptos?"

Uh yea, I had heard of them indeed. My cousin has been mining it for north of 4 years.. whatevs! they be useless said I. Importantly, I had heard of them on /biz/ - my new sweetheart.

Okay, I said, I need to buy me some cryptos.

I KYCd myself and created an account on a digital asset company with VISA debit card (Free ya'al) and I even bought bitcorns there. Only and only then I looked at its price evolution and boy did I curse myself!

I lurked more on /biz/ and fags used to yell "Not your keys, Not your crypto" in every bitcoin thread. Tha phuck is a key? I thought to myself. I looked up the DA company's subredit - boy was I in for a revealation. I lost just a couple of hundred bux, cuz the company went MIA.

Anons told me to create a paper wallet, buy bitcoins on Binance and send it to my paper wallet. The fuck is a private wallet?

Nyways, I discovered that there are like a billion coins on binance, which should I buy?

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