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What went so wrong?

Invest in defi right now you retards. It's like God himself lights up the fuel to the defi bomb.

The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave 0.000001 LINK to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my ChainLink wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my LINK) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my ChainLink wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 LINK to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted nine hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 LINK to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

Ok this isn't funny any more, I'm getting nervous for real now, what tf is going on? ETH & xmr pumped & maintained the pump level, link has crashed again. SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT IS HSPPENING? And no I will NOT accept meme answers like "it's a shitcoin." They just wrote a white paper with the World Economic Forum! Fuckong T-Mobile run a node!

ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC

Literally nobody cares about this piece of shit anymore, huh? Guess OGs really did sell.

I AM FUCKING RUINED

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

unironically how many suicides is this going to cause?

out of the top 10 soon. EOS 2018 all over again. will probably eventually settle around $3-5 and crab there for the rest of its existence.

Anyone else notice that the LINK chart is painting almost exactly the same pattern as the 2016-2018 BTC chart, just on a shorter time frame and values divided by $1000? Even the peak was almost the same: $20 vs $20000. Seems to me that if this holds we're going back to $3 or so soon.

I thought we were all in this together.

Where did the hype go?

Reminder that OGs sold, and you're holding their bags. Ever ask yourself where all the creative LINK FUD went over the last two weeks? What about even the low effort Nico posting? Those were posted by the OGs. And they're gone.

You are a laggard.

>only coin in the top 10 red on the weekly according to CMC
>down 10% at that
how long until this absolute shitcoin falls out of the top 10, anyway?

Already out of the top 5. This will unironically fall out of the top 10 this week. It's over.

how is this still only $13? what a fucking joke.

they'll tell you you were just "lucky." they'll liken your gains to winning the lottery. they'll say insincerely to your face that they're happy for you but behind your back they'll complain to their spouses and significant others that you didn't deserve it.

What the fuck happened? Was there some kind of hack or announcement? Last time I checked we were at $16, I see this went a little higher and then absolutely crashed. Was on a much deserved and long-planned vacation and didn't check prices because I didn't want to ruin the mood if it tanked and look at that it fucking tanked.

>16.15
>this is the new top
yet ANOTHER lower high. it's over.

oh would you look at that, it's doing fucking NOTHING

just went 100x long. sergey is obviously using the money from the 500k dumps to buy up every dip, this shameless scam is going nowhere but $100 and above.

i pity the newfags that will inevitably buy at those prices, but there really is no stopping this scam at this point

who the fuck is buying this shit at $17? it makes no fucking sense

it's not doing anything

honestly that's a pretty pathetic dead cat. guess it's over now anyway. how far we going down now?