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"Today, the 5th of November, 2025, is going to be a great day. Craig S. Wright is finally being summoned to the high Kleros court for his crimes. He pulls up in his black Koenigsegg Trevita, and flips the court valet 50 BSV, laughing as he does it, as it's only worth about one dollar these days. His hair has turned a deeper gray lately, as I think he knows the court is finally going to give him the ultimate justice. The Kleros top judge, Sir Honkington, of Clownsmonero, was preciding. The Bobo security team had their hands full, for Craig had truly gone off the rails. Kleros Court charges varied from top level fraud, perjury, money laundering, all the way down to a few dozen low level crimes like public nuisance and peeing on homeless people.

I laugh as I enter, and send each of my security Bobo's 10 $PNK, for a net tip of $250. Back in 2023, when Kleros finally hit its tyrannous peak, Blockchain President Xi Jinping deemed all Chinese courts to switch the Yuan to PNK, causing the now 7 billion residents of China to quickly burn their RMB for Pinakion via the new atomic swap Kleros DEX / TCR v7, which added the ability for any fiat money to immediately be burned for PNK. The volume was unsustainable, and with Bitcoin now stuck in permanent “museum” status, Ethereum's network clogged, causing a 7,000% spike in the Kleros token value. Xi laughed as his net worth crossed $500B. His laughter rattled around the world, since the Great Dumbening Downward of Mainland China put forth the new slogan : “Kleros – It's What Plants Crave”, causing all trees and vegetation to die from the worst draught the world had ever seen. A tear fell down the cheek of the head janitor of Kleros Court, SatoshiFlipper, after he'd gone all in on BSV before the crash. Craig flipped him one single token and said, “Kek, nothing personnel kid.”

Today, in Kleros Court, it's truly going to be a great day."

Today, the 5th of November, 2025, is going to be a great day. Craig S. Wright is finally being summoned to the high Kleros court for his crimes. He pulls up in his black Koenigsegg Trevita, and flips the court valet 50 BSV, laughing as he does it, as it's only worth about one dollar these days. His hair has turned a deeper gray lately, as I think he knows the court is finally going to give him the ultimate justice. The Kleros top judge, Sir Honkington, of Clownsmonero, was preciding. The Bobo security team had their hands full, for Craig had truly gone off the rails. Kleros Court charges varied from top level fraud, perjury, money laundering, all the way down to a few dozen low level crimes like public nuisance and peeing on homeless people. I laugh as I enter, and send each of my security Bobo's 10 $PNK, for a net tip of $250. Back in 2023, when Kleros finally hit its tyrannous peak, Blockchain President Xi Jinping deemed all Chinese courts to switch the Yuan to PNK, causing the now 7 billion residents of China to quickly burn their RMB for Pinakion via the new atomic swap Kleros DEX / TCR v7, which added the ability for any fiat money to immediately be burned for PNK. The volume was unsustainable, and with Bitcoin now stuck in permanent “museum” status, Ethereum's network clogged, causing a 7,000% spike in the Kleros token value.

Xi laughed as his net worth crossed $500B. His laughter rattled around the world, since the Great Dumbening Downward of Mainland China put forth the new slogan : “Kleros – It's What Plants Crave”, causing all trees and vegetation to die from the worst draught the world had ever seen. A tear fell down the cheek of the head janitor of Kleros Court, SatoshiFlipper, after he'd gone all in on BSV before the crash. Craig flipped him one single token and said, “Kek, nothing personal kid.” Today, in Kleros Court, it's truly going to be a great day.

Today, the 5th of November, 2025, is going to be a great day. Craig S. Wright is finally being summoned to the high Kleros court for his crimes. He pulls up in his black Koenigsegg Trevita, and flips the court valet 50 BSV, laughing as he does it, as it's only worth about one dollar these days. His hair has turned a deeper gray lately, as I think he knows the court is finally going to give him the ultimate justice. The Kleros top judge, Sir Honkington, of Clownsmonero, was preciding. The Bobo security team had their hands full, for Craig had truly gone off the rails. Kleros Court charges varied from top level fraud, perjury, money laundering, all the way down to a few dozen low level crimes like public nuisance and peeing on homeless people. I laugh as I enter, and send each of my security Bobo's 10 $PNK, for a net tip of $250. Back in 2023, when Kleros finally hit its tyrannous peak, Blockchain President Xi Jinping deemed all Chinese courts to switch the Yuan to PNK, causing the now 7 billion residents of China to quickly burn their RMB for Pinakion via the new atomic swap Kleros DEX / TCR v7, which added the ability for any fiat money to immediately be burned for PNK. The volume was unsustainable, and with Bitcoin now stuck in permanent “museum” status, Ethereum's network clogged, causing a 7,000% spike in the Kleros token value.

Xi laughed as his net worth crossed $500B. His laughter rattled around the world, since the Great Dumbening Downward of Mainland China put forth the new slogan : “Kleros – It's What Plants Crave”, causing all trees and vegetation to die from the worst draught the world had ever seen. A tear fell down the cheek of the head janitor of Kleros Court, SatoshiFlipper, after he'd gone all in on BSV before the crash. Craig flipped him one single token and said, “Kek, nothing personal kid.” Today, in Kleros Court, it's truly going to be a great day.

...is a God-sent gift from the heavens.

Almost all in. Let's see if we got 5% left to move.

"Today, the 5th of November, 2025, is going to be a great day. Craig S. Wright is finally being summoned to the high Kleros court for his crimes. He pulls up in his black Koenigsegg Trevita, and flips the court valet 50 BSV, laughing as he does it, as it's only worth about one dollar these days. His hair has turned a deeper gray lately, as I think he knows the court is finally going to give him the ultimate justice. The Kleros top judge, Sir Honkington, of Clownsmonero, was preciding. The Bobo security team had their hands full, for Craig had truly gone off the rails. Kleros Court charges varied from top level fraud, perjury, money laundering, all the way down to a few dozen low level crimes like public nuisance and peeing on homeless people.

I laugh as I enter, and send each of my security Bobo's 10 $PNK, for a net tip of $250. Back in 2023, when Kleros finally hit its peak, Blockchain President Xi Jinping deemed all Chinese courts to switch the Yuan to PNK, causing the now 7 billion residents of China to quickly burn their RMB for Pinakion via the new atomic swap Kleros DEX / TCR v7, which added the ability for any fiat money to immediately be burned for PNK. The volume was unsustainable, and with Bitcoin now stuck in permanent “museum” status, Ethereum's network clogged, causing a 7,000% spike in the Kleros token value. Xi laughed as his net worth crossed $500B. His laughter rattled around the world, since the Great Dumbening Downward of Mainland China put forth the new slogan : “Kleros – It's What Plants Crave”, causing all trees and vegetation to die from the worst draught the world had ever seen. A tear fell down the cheek of the head janitor of Kleros Court, SatoshiFlipper, after he'd gone all in on BSV before the crash. Craig flipped him one single token and said, “Kek, nothing personal.”

Today, in Kleros Court, it's truly going to be a great day."

"Today, the 5th of November, 2025, is going to be a great day. Craig S. Wright is finally being summoned to the high Kleros court for his crimes. He pulls up in his black Koenigsegg Trevita, and flips the court valet 50 BSV, laughing as he does it, as it's only worth about one dollar these days. His hair has turned a deeper gray lately, as I think he knows the court is finally going to give him the ultimate justice. The Kleros top judge, Sir Honkington, of Clownsmonero, was preciding. The Bobo security team had their hands full, for Craig had truly gone off the rails. Kleros Court charges varied from top level fraud, perjury, money laundering, all the way down to a few dozen low level crimes like public nuisance and peeing on homeless people.

I laugh as I enter, and send each of my security Bobo's 10 $PNK, for a net tip of $250. Back in 2023, when Kleros finally hit its tyrannous peak, Blockchain President Xi Jinping deemed all Chinese courts to switch the Yuan to PNK, causing the now 7 billion residents of China to quickly burn their RMB for Pinakion via the new atomic swap Kleros DEX / TCR v7, which added the ability for any fiat money to immediately be burned for PNK. The volume was unsustainable, and with Bitcoin now stuck in permanent “museum” status, Ethereum's network clogged, causing a 7,000% spike in the Kleros token value. Xi laughed as his net worth crossed $500B. His laughter rattled around the world, since the Great Dumbening Downward of Mainland China put forth the new slogan : “Kleros – It's What Plants Crave”, causing all trees and vegetation to die from the worst draught the world had ever seen. A tear fell down the cheek of the head janitor of Kleros Court, SatoshiFlipper, after he'd gone all in on BSV before the crash. Craig flipped him one single token and said, “Kek, nothing personal kid.”

Today, in Kleros Court, it's truly going to be a great day."

Today, the 5th of November, 2025, is going to be a great day. Craig S. Wright is finally being summoned to the high Kleros court for his crimes. He pulls up in his black Koenigsegg Trevita, and flips the court valet 50 BSV, laughing as he does it, as it's only worth about one dollar these days. His hair has turned a deeper gray lately, as I think he knows the court is finally going to give him the ultimate justice. The Kleros top judge, Sir Honkington, of Clownsmonero, was preciding. The Bobo security team had their hands full, for Craig had truly gone off the rails. Kleros Court charges varied from top level fraud, perjury, money laundering, all the way down to a few dozen low level crimes like public nuisance and peeing on homeless people. I laugh as I enter, and send each of my security Bobo's 10 $PNK, for a net tip of $250. Back in 2023, when Kleros finally hit its tyrannous peak, Blockchain President Xi Jinping deemed all Chinese courts to switch the Yuan to PNK, causing the now 7 billion residents of China to quickly burn their RMB for Pinakion via the new atomic swap Kleros DEX / TCR v7, which added the ability for any fiat money to immediately be burned for PNK. The volume was unsustainable, and with Bitcoin now stuck in permanent “museum” status, Ethereum's network clogged, causing a 7,000% spike in the Kleros token value.

Xi laughed as his net worth crossed $500B. His laughter rattled around the world, since the Great Dumbening Downward of Mainland China put forth the new slogan : “Kleros – It's What Plants Crave”, causing all trees and vegetation to die from the worst draught the world had ever seen. A tear fell down the cheek of the head janitor of Kleros Court, SatoshiFlipper, after he'd gone all in on BSV before the crash. Craig flipped him one single token and said, “Kek, nothing personal kid.” Today, in Kleros Court, it's truly going to be a great day.

"Today, the 5th of November, 2025, is going to be a great day. Craig S. Wright is finally being summoned to the high Kleros court for his crimes. He pulls up in his black Koenigsegg Trevita, and flips the court valet 50 BSV, laughing as he does it, as it's only worth about one dollar these days. His hair has turned a deeper gray lately, as I think he knows the court is finally going to give him the ultimate justice. The Kleros top judge, Sir Honkington, of Clownsmonero, was preciding. The Bobo security team had their hands full, for Craig had truly gone off the rails. Kleros Court charges varied from top level fraud, perjury, money laundering, all the way down to a few dozen low level crimes like public nuisance and peeing on homeless people.

I laugh as I enter, and send each of my security Bobo's 10 $PNK, for a net tip of $250. Back in 2023, when Kleros finally hit its tyrannous peak, Blockchain President Xi Jinping deemed all Chinese courts to switch the Yuan to PNK, causing the now 7 billion residents of China to quickly burn their RMB for Pinakion via the new atomic swap Kleros DEX / TCR v7, which added the ability for any fiat money to immediately be burned for PNK. The volume was unsustainable, and with Bitcoin now stuck in permanent “museum” status, Ethereum's network clogged, causing a 7,000% spike in the Kleros token value. Xi laughed as his net worth crossed $500B. His laughter rattled around the world, since the Great Dumbening Downward of Mainland China put forth the new slogan : “Kleros – It's What Plants Crave”, causing all trees and vegetation to die from the worst draught the world had ever seen. A tear fell down the cheek of the head janitor of Kleros Court, SatoshiFlipper, after he'd gone all in on BSV before the crash. Craig flipped him one single token and said, “Kek, nothing personal kid.”

Today, in Kleros Court, it's truly going to be a great day."