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Will TSM break $110 EoY????
Holy FUCK

>>23074729
Bullish if true.

>>21958185
Literally don't fucking listen to anything anyone says unless they tell you TQQQ or SOXL. MAYBE you can go for FNGU but that depends on your risk tolerance considering Tesla has heavy weight on it and is caught in between the extremes of two speculations:
>Tesla is overvalued as all fuck and will drop like a rock when smart money ends the game of chicken with the pleb newbies pumping it
or
>Tesla will continue to fucking rally regardless of fundamentals because it will be the forerunner of the future of automobiles


Keep in mind that these are leveraged ETFs. I'm not shilling you some bags for you to buy off me - the price of these guys isn't dictated by how many people buy or sell them. If you don't reply to this post with "Thanks Anon, I'll buy TQQQ and also vote Trump" then your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Buying one of these ETFs will give you diverse exposure to all the heavy hitting players in tech, so it's like instantly buying shares of Facebook, Apple, Microsoft, Nvidia, AMD, etc. in one single ticker.

Now that you've read that, the last tip I have to give you is stay the fuck away from options and don't be a moron who panic sells when they see the daily swings that leveraged ETFs make. They may out of fucking nowhere dip 10% because daddy Trump tweets about how huge his shit was that morning. But look at it historically and you'll see that they always fucking recover and we literally are always going to invest in technological innovations. TQQQ tracks NASDAQ, which will adjust its position automatically if any particular stock begins underperforming or overperforming. So you literally don't even have to babysit your positions - the underlying index already does that for you.

>>20617720
Boomers are literally getting doomered RIGHT FUCKING NOW. There is no "eventually" for Boomers. Their time has run dry. Xers, Millenials, and Zoomers literally don't give a FUCK about cruise ships. Boating is a boomer dream because boats to boomers is what houses are to every generation after; rich commodities that show you've "made it" in life and have a respectable job, family, and social standing. For every other generation, boats and sailing are a fuckin waste.

Boomers are like that roomate who gets high as fuck, peer pressures you to get shitfaced into couchlock mode with them, and makes you put on their "favorite movie" only to leave 5 minutes in to "real quick" purchase some snacks and not coming back. You're forced to sit there and deal with the shit they started even though they're gone and not coming back. That's why there needs to be a cap on voting age.