/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me
>make shitloads of money buying LINK at $0.80, ETH sub $200 and BTC sub $7000
>literally dumped all my money into crypto
>friends & family call me crazy for 2 years straight
>keep quiet after I hit $100k never mentioned crypto again to anyone
>somehow everyone knows I made it
>everyone being extra nice to me and sucking my dick or being hostile and passive-aggresive
>friends suddenly acting extremely weird around me and the jealousy is palpable
>as my net worth increases I can’t help but become more cocky
>literally feel my testosterone increasing
>my cock size has increased in girth and length
>chest hair has increased, voice is deeper and my beard and 5’o clock shadow have filled in more
>hair shinier
>every day jump out of bed
>my friends girlfriends look at me different (I wouldn’t pursue the roasties don’t worry; bros b4 hoes)
>break a 5 year drought of talking to women and now have multiple dates lined up every week (I was volcel before and lost my virginity but then gave up on women for a bit; long story)
>about to have sex
>about to get my dick wet
>about to buy a house in a nice part of town

You niggers never told me that being rich felt so good. God damn this is fucking amazing. Thank you /biz/ I’m glad I graduated from a blackpilled /poltard/ to a /bizraeli/ financechad. Who know’s where my life would be if I didn’t find you guys. Thanks frens.

>>29404124
gosling

>>28244669
it's ok cute little anime boy, post moon I will buy you all the curry desire.

BUY SNAPCHAT OR YOU WILL NEVER REALIZE YOUR FULL GAINS

>>26918837
Unironically support Communism if you even want to survive.

Tripfag here, Not into stonks and not into trading, but make sure to relax and enjoy life. Money is money, don't kill yourself over it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E6b3swbnWg

how do I stake with geyser? why dont they use uniswap

Is it possible for stable coins to be banned at any point? I don't mean the Tether fud being true, I just mean the U.S doing a blanket ban on them.

Bitcoiners of all 3 forks are such faggots

HODL Bitcoin Core, spend Bcash as cash, and use BSV for crazy on-chain experiments and immutable storage. It's all Bitcoin as long as it shares the same genesis block and sha256d mining algorithm. I use all of them pretty much daily for different purposes and trading between the three pairs is my main strategy these days

>>25914208

>10x

Cute

No you fucking idiot you buy more and maybe PRQ at the same.

Premium waiting room. Admittance only for >1 BTC holders. No coloureds or Irish.

what is your realistic goal here lads? i dont mean x1000 gains lambo mansion shit. I mean like what do you actually believe is achieveable and by what year?