/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56735109
Is there any reason it's mooning or is it just getting random meme stock power?

>>56677668
I guess I could afford a hamburger meal or two with mine, but that's about it. Money doesn't seem to go very far under bidenomics

>>56482122
He's gonna thump your ears from his desk behind you and shoot spitballs at the back of your head while the whole class laughs at you

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm going outside. It's such a absolutely beautiful October day and I'm missing it staring at lines all day

>>56442286
But did you really cut it off, or do you just tuck it on like Michelle?

>>56350118
Broken wing butterflies are almost free, but can have big payouts, and no theta or vega risk either

>>56340995
Then take it and start banging the fat poc woman assist to the COO and leak earnings and things here for us is all you gotta do fren

>>56301958
Whatchoo been trading this year to get those gizains?

>>56280678
Only some Nasdaq bulls, but even they are few and far between and a bit skiddish

>>56270091
How to check?

>>55990814
That old dementia ridden bumbling 80 year old that's about to croak has no idea what vix is.

He probably thinks VIX is the vapor rub they put under his nose after they change his diaper and tuck him in bed

>>55963769
>>55963769
They also get paid building their own kids and grandkids enslavement system, but they sure eat good, and got that nice house by the river and don't forget that fat pension for selling their soul

>>55906553
Yep, no problem

>>55897628
Yea me too, plus I think bangs is caffeine free, and I need some pep in my step

>>55887873
They probably run his speech scripts through AI programs and simulate what the algo bots and markets would do second by second as he's speaking.

There is also probably a black ops glowie trading branch under a shell company name using inside info to trade and make even more money for black ops. I would if I was them

>>55846420
Haven't gotten around to it is all, kek

>>55754466
For the low low price of only 10,000 DOGE, I will give you the perfect anti- heem play for Monday. How much you need to make Monday to cover your loss today?

>>55707016
yes I like PEPE. I probably won't buy any tho.

>>54304497
Im a zoomer kike. I understand your tribe will never be cool warriors since Jews can’t fight.

>>53749602
Puts or calls?

>>53717616
I like cooking, to me it's enjoyable, natural, and therapeutic, and usually, quite delicious

I have and you're going to be spending more money than it's worth. You really don't stay long enough to pick up useful skills either, as it usually takes about 6 months to reach a novice to intermediate level of skill in a trade if you're not a complete potato. That being said, is it fun? Hell yeah. Good luck fren

>t. adventure anon

>>25948806
>we don't loan to freelancers because of COVID
What does COVID-19 have to do with that? Not having steady employment history was always a mortgage rejection reason.

>>25899793
>To buy a decent house (500k)
Even people with millions of dollars will take out mortgages because 30 year fixed at 2% is the best deal you can get for any leveraged asset and you'll make more with the cash you keep freed up investing it than you would have if you just paid for everything up front.
>>25899858
>Mortgagefags get the rope
Don't fall for the "debt bad" meme. Mortgages with interest below inflation rate aren't the same as your kiked up student loans or gay car financing. It keeps your money available for you to spend on whatever you can make a good investment with gives you a real value asset up front that lenders have to go through a court process to try to take ownership from you even if you completely neglect to pay a dime on your loan.
And with the new retarded precedent set by COVID-19 hysteria lenders are more hesitant than ever to try to foreclose when they can just negotiate new payment plans with you instead.
If there's a major crash and USD turns into Zimbabwe dollars your debt will effectively drop to a trillionth of its original real value and you'll be able to pay it off with a carton of milk or loaf of bread's worth in real value terms.
Meanwhile if you rent you will just get shafted even harder since rent rates don't get locked in long term like a mortgage and they can just adjust set you rent more expensive to keep tracking with inflation. And you'll be losing your savings as the equivalent exchange allowing debtors to get out of their debt, which is all sorts of cucked.