/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58163722

>>58035250
Everyone sold to buy REV.

>>58008524

Basically we all threw our money in when it was around $180 when The CEO (then Chairman) Ryan Cohen was hyping everyone, and teasing the shareholders by saying stuff like “short sellers are the dumb storm troopers of the investment galaxy!" and "Now is the best time in human history to be alive!".

The problem is we all got caught up in the hype, chairman included. But the short sellers out witted us all by placing a plant in the company who would go on to purposely ruin a dividend via stock split.

Now we're all about 60% down so we can't really sell. We're hoping to get our money back if it ever goes back up to $45 ($180 pre split price). This is looking more and more unlikely as time goes on, hence the reason Ryan Cohen has stopped tweeting as he's realised we're all fucked. He's also trying to half ass appeasement by "working for free" even though he's made millions out of shareholders.

Things are getting so bad now that the desperate are trying to claim that BBBY is being turned round by Ryan Cohen and he's also bringing Toys 'R' US back from the dead which will "launch all the zombie stocks that are held in an ETF basket together."

Things are looking pretty grim, as the finance industry successful robs the entire planet again, but we should try to take solace in the fact that we're not speaking German.

I honestly believe if this would have happened it would have gone to $500+ a share as the hosts covered. However, it's over and we lost. It's clear Ryan Chobani has nothing to do with this as he's just building some sort of basic e-commerce website in Java. It's literally joeover

Now we know it's over and Ryan Cohen has sold, should we invest in his next venture or keep holding? Thx

DD - has gone cold
I hope Ryan Chobani has something to unleash in March.

>>57513587
I'm going with REV! I hope you are too!