/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54652813
apes are winning, amirite

>>54361625
dipperino before the ripperino

For me, it's still and will always be establishing a flat tax of one cent on all stock trades and the death penalty or life imprisonment for financial fraud in excess of ten million dollars.
>they kvetch about yids nonstop but don't want to pay taxes, thus making them what they hate
Kek felonies. I'm paying my taxes, and the tradeoff is I will not sell except for prolapsing the market numbers to afford them. Then I'm gonna be a fuckin' patriot and systematically improve the lives of everyone around me in a manner in accordance with ethics, morals, and to the letter of the law. And there ain't shit you can do about it, faggot.

Baker is doing more for Moass than Ryan Cohen. Can't argue with that

>>53760407
>So to all the haters out there: keep doubting us, because we’re not going anywhere

but i want to wagmi WTF, why we are not going anywhere. BITCH BASTARD COHEN DO SOMETHING. eternal crab in the deep red is not what i expected

>>53746726
I don't mind the wait honestly, even though I like to bitch about it occasionally I think it's a good thing. If you think about it any timeline in which a bunch of household investors got handed hundreds of millions if not billions of dollars would take minimum several years of hard work behind the scenes to actually get done, I think a lot of people forget that the ending where this actually all pays out is basically analogous to completely upending the state of finance as a whole and making actual fraud or chicanery wholly untenable if not impossible in the end result of it. Things have to be in place and in order and a lot of beds have to be made and penises washed before that can happen. I think being shunned by most of the people I once knew as some kind of diogenetic madman for following all of this and committing myself to it wholeheartedly is actually a huge blessing all said and done, I think being regarded as a complete fucking loon in the process has hardened me in a way few things can, and I think finally realizing there may still be another year or two of effort ahead of it before it actually bears fruit has given me the gift of strength while anointing the opposite side of the trade with the gift of unbearable guilt in the process. I love Ryan Cohen, I love this whole fucked-up journey I've been on, I love my life having a purpose far greater than it ever did before, I love being forced to stop being such a weak whelp bitch-made fuccboi even if it has sucked immeasurably at various points, I love the pain that is my existence, I love the constant and unyielding screams of torment of the various hediges and fudders that populate these threads, and I love having been given an opportunity to tell the propagandists of many satanical empires to suck my balls and fucking pay me in these very threads over the course of the past several years and potentially several more to come. I bathe in the pain like holy water, and I am blessed for it.

>>52747514
It's not illegal if the person who does it also is fake