/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57676618
but money, anon

>>56546302
She'll end up getting pregnant in the back of a beat up retired Ford Crown Vic cop car in Florida to some fucking air conditioning man who makes $16/hr and hasn't showered in 11 days

Cuz you don’t want to be slammin ham next to me

$3k+
>>56204077
Checked. You seem to get digits a lot, closing bell-anon

>>56169337
Best light up a cigar, and sit down for a nice glass of whiskey. We are not doing shit today.
>Anon, put on some clothes at least.
No.

Me? I'm just getting my credit cards/loans prepared

>>56102270
>tfw gonna make it

>>56075586
>be early 20s
>drink a 5th of jagermeister, numerous heinekens until I'm spinning drunk, topped with menthol cigarettes
>fall asleep at 5 AM
>go to work at 9 AM
>repeat
At some point this becomes bad for my health. NOT TODAY

>>56060836
>So a croc snaps at a zebra, zebra freaks and gets away, tremors, then goes back to grazing 1 min later like nothing ever happened.
Listen, I don't have a deer brain and my problems are much greater than a crocodile snapping at me. I appreciate the effort to try and relieve this stress, but unless you can deliver $300,000 to my front doorstep within the next 10 minutes, my stress will not go away. The only effective cure is Jagermeister & cranberry juice, and a pack a day of cigarettes.

>>56039857
Oh yeah baby
MMMMmmmmmggghh

>>56034588
Yes... yes...

>>55950318
No why thats the overser's job anon.

>>55840660
Interesting. I had wondered if there was an additional utility to rugging shitcoins other than the meager profits of 1-2 ETH they make. Do you guys have any news articles or examples of people going to jail for rugging shitcoins?

>find gf
>hit it off, things are going great, start a committed relationship
>she lives with her parents, no job, no education
>claims she has autism and is disabled (she is not)
>find out she's a coalburner who ate nigger ass
>find out she bought BTC at 55,000 and she keeps asking me if she can sell it to pay for brakes for her car
>find out my half-million dollar house, paid off cars and steady job are not enough because she wants to travel
>she wants to start an onlyfans
>she wants to party and go out to clubs and whore it up
>'I just feel like we have different life priorities, anon"
>"I don't feel like you respect my body. I want someone more holistic."
>"I always felt like you were disgusted with me"
It's difficult to describe the feelings of elation and smugness I had when she finally broke it off. Man, there is no better feeling. It doesn't even matter if the girl is hot, what matters more is if she has a brain, and boy did I dodge a bullet there.

>>55012120
Say that you murdered someone but "found Jesus" works like a charm un-ironically.

>>54080954

few

>>53872295
The whitemans testnet

How much do you spend on your vices such as alcohol, tobacco/nicotine, gambling, whores, legal drugs, illegal drugs in one year?
>alcohol 52 weeks x $40 = $2080
>nicotine 52 weeks x $50 = $2600
>gambling = $500
>whores = 0
>legal drugs = $300
>illegal drugs = 0

>>52675462
Debt collection agency. Buy peoples debt. Then sue them to get payment. Herd the nigger cattle Anon!

>>51403106
I've lost nothing. I'm in at 0.0~88 and already taken out my initial. This is house money to see if miracles can happen or not. I want to see what this burn does first. Either it will moon shot or fall to hell.

>>51119808
Land Chads just cant stop wining kek.

2K buy in. we are about to go parabolic aren't we?

I was the whale shorting all the way down to 22.9k, my apologies wagies.

>>50701510
Sell dat ass