/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58349373
forgetting about being 80% chance of getting one of the following
>permanent dry eye
>leaking eye
>light sensitivity
>night blindness
>love
>corneal erosions
>migraines/sinus headaches
>skull changing shape from not wearing glasses yet somehow managing to get even uglier
>glaucoma
>light halos and permanent wigglers
>itching
>bankruptcy from buying premium sunglasses
>life-threatening infection due to proximity to brain
>flap never heals
>high eye pressure

>>58185780
>>58185802
The US government would default long before reaching 9%. They had to implement their emergency bond liquidity program just because the 10 year hit 5%, which is why we've been pumping and the national debt has been mooning.

how does buying before the ex-dividend date generally work? is there like a small pump that typically covers it such that it's priced in for that ~1% quarterly and then goes back down after the ex-dividend date? Do I need to hold after the ex-dividend date to get it or can I sell the next day and still get the payout that comes weeks later?

is it a valid strategy to just hunt good deals in the days beforehand on healthy payouts? should I go further back and lurk for the announcement of the dividend itself and buy the news?