/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58574663
They need to talk to me in my language. I hold 1856 Holocaust tokens. They need to provide me with 1856 countries free of jews before I agree to sell.

No wooden doors this time

What investment? Thats just sone foreign currency leftover from my last trip to El Salvador

Long-term oldfag here, been on /biz/ since before Bitcoin was invented, became a billionaire many years ago. Here's one of the most secret and most effective methods to getting filthy rich. This is what all the stock market richfags and crypto whales alike never tell you and hope you never figure out. Be warned, it's not for newfags. You need some proper /biz/ experience before trying this.

Realize you don't have to choose between using a toilet or shitting on the streets like a pajeet. Realize that's a false paradigm. There is an alternative. A third way. Pooping in your pants. That, my fellow /biz/boys, is the key to becoming a good trader. Pooping in your pants means you never miss a good buy or sell opportunity due to sitting on the toilet like an NPC or wasting time outdoors. Feel a huge turd coming? Thinking of going outside or to the toilet? Don't. That's when you lose. That's when you miss the best trades. So just man up and let the turd out in your pants. But there's more to this than that. You see, when your pants are full of poop your clarity of mind increases and you make better trades. The most successful traders have poop in their pants 24/7 and rarely change pants. Beware though, using this method is super addictive. Once you see the sudden extreme profits, and notice the difference in your trading, notice how you're making fewer and fewer bad trades, and notice how good it feels to have poop in your pants, there's no going back.

>DWAC

Made 30% off PACW these last 3 days :)

I bought 4000 shares of PACW at $6.80
Sold 40 calls at 5 for $3.10 each.
Bought 40 puts at 5 for $1.50 each.
:)

Calling all frens: how comfy are you today? Report all comfy levels

>>53563193
>>53563228
I'm glad you enjoyed the thread.

PEEPEE
POOPOO

That's all.

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>>51308201
By being idiots and hedging almost their entire energy supply (literally the most important resource a country can have) on an openly hostile foreign nation. This is why Norway should never ever join the EU, because the union is being ran by the lowest IQ retards on the planet and their only trade strategy is to grow to a size large enough so they can pressure more responsible countries into giving them handouts and charity or risk total European economic collapse.
Fuck the EU and fuck all of you freezing this winter. Get your shit together and act like a proper UNION or fucking collapse already you worthless piece of shit.

>>51116153
Pussy bought with fiat is tainted and diseased and attached to women with ugly souls.

>>50637336
Thats why I have 272 shares in HL ISA frendo. Plus my SIPP pension with 756 and 272 in CS. I am going to WAGMI so hard even if i splurge all my money I have a bigger pot waiting for me to retire with, or 25% of my gains at 55.

>PESTicide
Are you a pest? If not you'll be fine, moron.