/biz/ - Business & Finance

Icing on the cake....

My boss just told me I always had the option of being remote, but "it reduced your visibility if you want to get promoted", as she said she was looking out for me.

I’m sorry, it was a PANDEMIC, Nobody else was in the office, but us, all the leadership (including C-suite) were working at home for at least 6 months. I could have gone to the back of the building, spray painted the walls, and nobody would have noticed.

There are plenty of other stories... but,

My REVENGE

For the last 8 months I have been leaving time bombs in my scripts.

IT doesn;t review my scripts bc A - too complex and B - they "trust" me.

If I do not get what I want, everything I have built crumbles when I leave

every script I have written has a counter, counting down to a year from when I built it. \

When the counter reaches zero, the script stops working, and tools show little errors that say >" unexpected error, if broke, call annon"

I know when to update these, so it does not happen if I am still here

if I leave, I will eventually be called back in, and I will quote an outrageous $ per hour fee, to fix it for them.