/biz/ - Business & Finance

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH without trying you are more retarded than wsb HAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH fucking you guys are the worst internet trols HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I swear if you could just leave the pc you would gain more fucking biz man what is this board even HA AHAH AHA HAAHA HAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18853391
HAHAHAHAHA what a chad!

>>17922711

MAMA FUCKING MIA!

THIS IS DA FRESHEST PASTA I UH, EVA SEEN! COPPOLI, PASTA BERGOULLI, SAVA MARIA!

I WILL DISAPENSA THIS PASTA TO EVERYOUN HEERE!

>>15792901
"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my little marine? im about to sibos you up boy!"

"I am your pay pig NXT master, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again. im too fucking stupid to think for myself and will just keep buying your perpetual motion machine scam."

He pauses, inhales and yells "link 1000 eoy" as another turd mutters it's way out.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "All of these tokens need to go to startups, Sibos loved us so much, they didn't invite us back ever because they just can't handle their love for us."

"A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

just then, a fat greasy figure appears in the door way, "Sirgay, you dipshit two-bit hack, where's my money!"

"I'm sorry Ari, I've spent it all on ughhhhhhhhhh! Sp-spen-spent it all on paid promotions and shadow networking to promote my literal shittoken."

"Well dump some more and then buy my company, you dumb faggot slav"

"yes master" sirgay puffs up his chest as ari leaves the room and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers. These magical whales are trying to suppress the price."

"No... I will suppress the price.... rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. Web3, sibos, truffle, I will follow it all and I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master"

>>15583102
>>$4
>>$1

>>15581370
I will come here every day to laugh at you.

When Sir Gay finally market dumps and flees to St. Petersburg, I will laugh at you.

I will laugh at you, every day until the UN Act of Decent Digital Communications™ in 2030 shuts this Cambodian Fly Fishing forum is shut down.

I will continue to laugh when they release the Comedy/Documentary, "Chainlink, the crypto scam of the century".

I will gather my sons on my deathbed and hold up the autobiography, when Sir Gay releases his autobiography, "My Fight to PAY BACK NEETS - Good for the money".

You guys got roped in by a literal autist fat russian with a background of failed scams and a jew with no proveable work.

This is the lowest level anyone could stoop to. And then, even in the afterlife, I will laugh.

I will go the way of Chrysippus and die laughing at all of you.

~t. someone who never got roped in and told you guys day one

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>>15107333

You paypigs are so funny

>>15014254
>>15014264

double post, screencap.

that's how we know this is a pajeet scam

get your vpns up dumbass

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>>14757243

thanks

>>14569009
>>SPENDING EVERY LAST PENNY TO HOARD A FEW USELESS ERC20 TOKENS TO TRUST A PHILOSOPHY UNDERGRAD AND HIS DORM ROOM BUDDIES THAT SHILLED ON A NEO-NAZI AUTIST OUTPOST ON A SMALL CORNER OF THE INTERNET

LOL and they thought this would defeat large multi-national banks with trained professionals

>>14527933
He doesn't know

>>13811833
well meme'd, my good sir :^)

Why do you always fomo on vertical pumps anon? Do you like being bogged?

>>13078047
>this is what incel thinks entrepreneurship is like
lmao

lmao all fictional dystopian works really have fallen short

>>12927958
"buy my coin! buy my coin! buy it NOW!"

>>12897551
WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT

ADDING PERCENTAGES LMAO

ANYONE WHO GIVES MONEY TO THIS MORON IS A FUCKING FOOL

>>12891134
>The absolute state of biz denial

not at all....delusional bulls will say anything lmao

>>12827082
>non of this sub million dollar trading volume shit
Not gonna make it

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>>12831787
You're a dumb cunt lmao. I went for another job interview today. Do you know who my potential future bosses are? A black woman and an Asian man. This is a transfer of wealth and power from the institutions that Whites have built to non-Whites. And unfortunately, theres nothing we can do about it - for now.

You are at their mercy. Right now, there is nothing that the White man can do except bend over and take it up the ass. Blame our boomer parents for letting this happen. This is a mass looting of our legacy and unfortunately nothing can be done about it.

>Proceed to video chat interview
>Scheduled to do it with 2 dudes

Sorry Anon, so and so cancelled.
You'll be scheduled with 1 person now
Sorry Anon, video chat isn't working, want to do it over the phone? Defeating the whole purpose of video chat?
No? Oh ok, we'll set it up shortly then

Hi anon, my name is Khaled, and I'll be doing the interview today. Even though I look really unfriendly, bored and uninterested, I'll be going through the motions and doing this video interview with you. I'm not the hiring manager. I'm a total beta male. Ok anon, heres how this works, I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions like a beta male robot and you're going to respond. Here we go:

>Why are you unemployed and looking for work? Do you consider yourself unemployable?(for real)
>Describe to me a time in which you inspired others
>What do you consider your 3 greatest strengths and weaknesses?
>What are your goals and how do you set them?
>What do you do to motivate yourself?
>Where do you see yourself in 5 years? (lel)
>How do you handle rejection?
>What is your personal outlook on work?
>Tell me a time in which you screwed up and how did you rectify it?
>Tell me 3 of your goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
>Why do you think you're the best fit for this position? Why did you choose us?
etc etc etc

ONE DAY LATER
ONE DAY LATER
ONE DAY LATER

Thank you for your time in our recent interview. Unfortunately, after further discussions, we have chosen to move forward with other candidates whom we feel best fit our needs at this time.

We will continue to keep you in mind for future opportunities with BLANK. Thank you again for your time and patience in our process and we wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.

Just spoke to a 3rd party recruiter. He practically admitted that the standardized recruiting process in corporations is bloated and is a waste of time and resources. He said the majority of staffings in companies are through outside recruiters and referrals. HR dpt is bloated and completely unnecessary.

Probably why the HR industry is filled with women.