/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58295304

Did you do the dance?

>>57189258
Local McDicks has gotten rid of their POS/cashier in store ordering. Its only drive-thru and the machines. I refuse to use machines because autism, I tried once and saw the credit card reader and said no fuck that you dont even pay at the register its like youre lining up at the trough like a pig. Thats how they see you.

Anyways someone gave me a 50 dollar gift card for Christmas so I was pretty annoyed I couldnt order at all, given my car doesnt idle and starts damaging itself if I make it sit through the drive-thru. Which is packed, like jam packed because no in store POS anymore. So I left that day, and came back several days later. Exact same story, left and came back, finally went through the drive-thru anyways. Waiting and waiting behind 2 trucks, first guy orders and the second guy drives right out. He got tired of waiting before he even ordered.

As Im driving up to the box, I say under my breath but loudly enough for the person on the other side to hear intentionally - "Yep, that guy says fuck that shit. Had enough"

An older woman with a sad tone asks me if Ill be collecting points today.
>No.

Are americans really this fucked up? Like adult people acting like childrens and institutions both private and public giving them a baby bottle?

How should doordash wagies be punished for throwing a fit just because they didnt get a tip?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQKqebNyN48

30 years is 1992

and the classic

>>53865489
I change the tip to $0 after I get my order unless the wagie does the delivery dance. Sorry wagie, no dancie, no tippee!

>>53261247
Based
Remember wagies, no dancee no tippee

>>53135093
Make them do the Grubhub dance or no tip

>>53034377
Don't forget to make them do the Grubhub dance when they arrive with your order

>>52955533
it's over

Do the delivery dance or I'm going to refund this order, wagie

>>51308632
>NOOOOO I HAD TO TAKE THE JAB OTHERWISE MR.SHEKEBERGSTEIN WOULD HAVE FIRED ME
Kek fucking wagie slaves are not even humans. You can always look for another job but you can't get your health back
>inb4 b-but I am so worthless I c-can't even find another job
Your fault lol. Now dance for me wagie and smile.

Let's get one going.

>>50048800
Same, it's always about plausible deniability. I don't do retarded shit like trying to ring up tenderloin as bananas, but leaving a pack of beer or dog food on the bottom of the cart, or a small item in the basket, no big deal.
>Sir did you scan that 36-pack of paper towels
>Oh um, no I don't think so, sorry about that
If you're a regular and frequently make large purchases it's much more plausible too. Like, I spend $200-$300 every time I'm in here, do you REALLY think I'd try to steal a $12 jar of smoked paprika? Harrumph

>>49958458
I have a sui stack already. should i make it a make it stack?

>>49851012
No tendies for you baggie. Now dance while you hold my bags!

>>49814795
I told everyone I bought in and the tranny jannie was so mad he gave me a warning.

>>49647668
You are living off of tips, this isn't a very good career plan

>>49633691
Well then be a good wagie and dance, you can't please /pol/tard midwits.

>BTC BELOW 23k
Dance you wagies, DANCE.

>>49603346
-3.95%
Back to waging soon for me

>>49310031
Sure I'll give you a five

Now dance