/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50833994
>can you work on a computer?
>do you have any amount of college?
>do you have any experience working with computers in job before?
If you answered yes to all three of those questions it's piss easy to get a cushy office job.
>I didn't go to college though!
Are you willing to lie? Even if you just toured a campus, that's technically going to college.
>What about my major?
What did you want your major to be? Whatever it is, just say that. As long as they don't ask what degree you have and only ask "what did you major in" they don't give a shit if you actually got ANY degree.

I majored in business management. I stopped taking biz courses less than one year into my 4-year stent at college. The rest of the time I just fucked around taking whatever classes I wanted for fun while the government paid for 90% of it. I never graduated. I now work in an underwriting firm making 76k a year doing risk analysis. I learned everything I do on the job.

They asked for 4-year business degree but all I wrote on my application was "4 years of college as a business major". If you can't make it in 'murrica you're literally retarded.
>mfw people went to expensive business schools and took out 100k+ in loans to get a worthless piece of paper to do the same job I'm doing from my community college courses that don't even have a business focus.
>mfw when I paid less than 3k (after the government aid) for my education.

>link
>back under $25

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