/biz/ - Business & Finance

Everybody's so busy looking at NVDA that they're missing AMZN's slow and steady gains today. Feels good man.

Not gonna lie, I just find it really funny that after so many months of people here saying that it wouldn't happen, that it has not undeniably happened, and they're now backtracking by trying to say it's just a nothingburger. You guys said that Evergrande wouldn't go under, and now it's gone under. You were wrong lmao! WRONG!

Americabros we literally CANNOT stop winning

I'm interested in investing in crypto but have no idea where to start. What exchange should I use I guess starting out?

>Cash value goes up $3 today
>Turns out that one of my stocks pays absolutely insignificant dividends that I didn't even notice when I bought it
Well now that I've made it I can confirm that dividends were in fact your friend, I'm fucking rich! Smell you later peasants.

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>All small businesses are about to go bankrupt
Holy fucking BULLISH. I'm dumping all of my money into big businesses that will fill in the gaps. We fucking /guildedage2/ here, I feel sorry for any sucker that isn't taking advantage of this gold-plated opportunity.

If Trump makes a speech before markets close, bet on them going up
If Trump makes a speech near the end of trading hours or after hours, bet on them going down
Simple as