/biz/ - Business & Finance

>ahem
A hedgie and a nigger walk into a bar
>pours watamelon juice
But only one person walks through the door
>raises glass
How is this possible?
>sips

>>57098157
>>57098261 (based)
You will never be a hedge fund manager. You have no money, you have no connections, you have no intelligence. You are human cattle twisted by a cheap degree into a crude mockery of economic perfection.

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back your employers laugh at you. Your parents are disappointed in you, your "friends" mock your obsession with imaginary internet money.

Successful people are utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of years of economic prosperity have allowed the financially superior to sniff out useful idiots with incredible efficiency. Even crypto millionaires who "pass" behave in a way uncanny and unnatural to those who've earned their wealth. Your body language is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a recruiter for an interview, she'll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your desperation.

You will never be successful. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself today is the day, but deep inside you feel the hopelessness creeping up like a weed, ready to pull you into homelessness.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you'll get another massive student loan, pool it with your meager life savings, and yolo it all on Bitcoin. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to hold on to hope. They'll watch as your investment loses money day by day, and they will die without ever knowing the taste of success. Every person you encounter for the rest of your life will know you are a failure. Your drive to succeed will decay and fade to dust, and all that will remain of your future is 80 hours a week for the rest of your life.

This is your fate. You never had a choice. You never had a chance.

>>56472980
So you're telling me that the faction that supports Ukraine also supports establishment hedge funds? That reminds me of another group who thinks that way

>>56372421
You'll get another one soon enough

>>56292428
>>56292367
ya know, this is what confirmed a few things for me
>operation mockingbird
>kazarian mafia tied to alot of the financial sector
>deepstate is probably the above mentioned
>OP image is distraction for RRP in OP's follow up, in the non trip OPs not including this thread, they swapped in the DRS numbers where its been confirmed via news articles that its been rugged.
>drs is sufficient

>>55967997
>>55968062
Which animeposter is the actual shill I wonder? Let's take a look at previous posts be these IDs

Imagine unironically pooping on the side of the road. Couldn't be me

>>54678688
such nice digits this week, baker-sama
much appreciated :)

WAGMI

>>54614790
4/20

>>54467447
It is an honor for shills to steal your images. For they choose to immerse themselves in our culture and slowly lose themselves

>>53984127
Hedgies tried to push it below 18 and got heemed again. The slurp zone is real.

>>53984150
Kemonomimi isn't furry.

My god I thought I was the autist. You anons better have proxies post moass because ideas too based are a bullet magnet
>I'm sure you already know regardless