/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me
>be 21
>still at home
>dad retired, mom works all day (she is cheating)
>I am mtf trans
>dad doesn't know
>I haven't told him
>i'm super skinny with small boobs and long hair
>usually wear hats and baggy clothes when I am at home to hide from dad
>he calls me champ, sport, tiger, and his lil man
>makes me watch football with him and we drink Leffe beer
>yesterday he left to go fix a friends car
>house to myself
>put on my kawaii maid dress and stockings, heels, makeup, curled my hair, the works
>bf came over
>right in the living room he sits down in dads chair and I crawl over and unzip his fly
>pull out his dick and give him my best blowie yet
>like suck starting a lawnmower
>he pushes me off
>I bend over the coffee table
>he pulls my panties down and squirts some lube on his finger and gets me going
>then he rubs his thingy over my hole and sticks it in
>cue drooling slut face from me
>he is really going at it
>few drops of jizz roll out of my dick onto the table
>he finishes in my ass
>literally heaven.jpg
>he pulls out and I go clean up
>I come back and he is butt naked on the couch ordering some delivery cheese steaks
>uh anon why are you naked?
>"im going to use your pool dummy"
>so he goes out back to skinny dip and I am chilling on the couch watching the ending to Salton Sea on tv
>hear a knock
>oh food is here
>run to door still dressed up
>unlock
>notice dads keys on ring by door
>oh fuck its not the delivery guy
>its too late
>dad flings door open
>why was it lock...... WHAT THE FUCK SON?
>IS....IS that you boy!?!
>then my bf walks in the living room right behind me naked and half hard dripping with water
>my dad opened his mouth and feinted mid scream
>bf ran and caught him
>I gave my dad a stroke
>he woke up a few hours later in the hospital and I was dressed like normal freaking out
>he told mom everything and now I am disowned, excommunicated, and homeless
Any financial tips?

Is it a good time to buy a house?

is there any place in the world other than zogmerica where getting in debt with a jew is considered some sort of privilege that you have to earn?
why are zogmericans like this?

I lost my virginity to a 10/10 escort.

Bros I got fired in August and been pulling unemployment/living off savings since then. It's been the happiest 3 months of my life, and even thinking about going back to the wage cage makes me suicidal. I've decided that working is simply not for me. How do I support myself without working? Should I try to get disabilibucks? I also have 2 kids and a wife, should I divorce her and try to get her on the government dole? Help me bros, I can't sell my soul anymore.

>>51604133
bros, I've thought about picking up a prostitute a couple of times around hilltop area. I've seen a few skinny White ones with all of their teeth and want to pay one to let me bust on her face. Are they all undercover?

do you guys look at women completely different once you learned about tampons? I mean, once a month they have to stuff cotton balls up their vaginas so they don't bleed everywhere. Does it just stay up in there all day? For 8 hours? do you think near the end of the day it's just a dark hole full of blood, stink, and horror? do you think some of them just go home and toss it in the trash without washing themselves? women are fucking gross, bros

>Wake up
>Wait for a big pump or dump on ETH or BTC Chart
>Leverage trade in the opposite direction on 5x with a few grand
>Make $300-$400 dollars
>Go back to sleep
It's really that easy bros.

I just want to be rich enough to say nigger on linkedin

>>49655843
>>49655882
Can someone give me the low down on the whole "recession" talk? When did this meme start? Is the fed talking about it? I don't watch the news because it causes me doom and gloom

Is it safe to store your seed phrase in an encrypted folder you created with Veracrypt on 1 cloud storage provider, and the password to said folder written down in a random excel doc on google drive?

bare ass on the comforter

>>27606132
wtf is this

Another 10 minutes and we'll see if the schizos were right.

>>27369772
>several days of 1000 doji's in a row
what's a doji

Who here /nevertakesprofits/?
>watch coin go up
>coin go back down

what’s the chance that the ETH is worth exactly zero after 20 years?

>>24492222

>go to buy $4000 worth of a shitcoin
>see $10 gas fee
>dont bother

>>24293514
Just shut the fuck up

>>24225120

>>24179739
You really love parsiq dont you anon