/biz/ - Business & Finance

ATTENTION FAGGOTS:
I HAVE OVER 100K LINK AND WILL NEVER, EVER READ THE GAY ASS WHITE PAPER BECAUSE READING IS FOR FAGS. I'M HERE FOR THE LAMBOS AND THE PUSSY AND THE MEMES, AND I AM NEVER SELLING MY PRECIOUS LINKIES. THAT IS ALL.

>>14824199
Sir I want to thank you. This was an incredibly uplifting message to hear. May I also add

FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK KIKES, FUCK SPICS, FUCK MUZZIES, AND, OF COURSE, FUCK THE JANNIES.

Thank you, and be based fellow anons.

>>14799670
Ahem

>the year is 2030
>Decide to get life insurance
>Ask Google for help setting up a smart contract for life insurance.
>Realistic AI, Tim, begins with smalltalk about my location.
>A bad storm is approaching and asks if I need any Duracell batteries ahead of time.
>No thanks
>We first cover the important info, who is covered (myself), the beneficiary, and ammount.
>Tim goes through a short questionnaire and we finish.
>He emails me the single page contract to review with an attached technical diagram of smartcontracts.
>I review it on my tablet and digitally sign it. Face recognition confirms it is me and the contract goes into effect.
>Behind the scenes no other human has done anything. It's all on ethereum 11 with chainlink middleware. The premium is automatically sent to the smartcontract from my dogecoin wallet.
>For the next 3 months I travel to Japan, Thailand, Eastern Europe and Brazil for sex tourism.
>Back home I have a birthday party, 45 years old, with my best friends, and tell them all how much they mean to me.
>I suspect it is the 5g that has wrecked havoc on my body, and the Jews restrict life extension measures as population control.
>I drive my lambo to Banff national park in Canada in the summer. I find a nice lookout and take the beauty in one last time.
>I get back in my lambo begin driving… fast and… close my eyes.
>There's a thump and I am weightless. This is it.
>The beneficiary for my policy is… THE DECENTRALIZED FUCK JEWS AND FUCK NIGGERS FUND FOR THE PRESERVATION OF THE WHITE PEOPLES. They do great work.

>>14066689

>>13726358
Nope but investing in it is.

>be me
>175k link
>All in since ~30c
>Never even read the whitepaper

>>13615969
Everyone who replied to me is a virgin. Breast milk is gross. Sucking on huge tits is not. See ya losers.

>>13593125
FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES FUCK SPICS FUCK MUDSLIMES
HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER
JESUS IS MY SAVIOR AND THE SAVIOR OF WHITE MEN

>>13490366
Yup a minable eth token is a sure thing.