/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57046777
Jeebsus blesses us awuu

>>57006948
iffy on the Link imo, tho it's just bantz most of the time.

>>57004352
Bullish for bad boy meme coins.

>>56999956
*V.
>t. aw00Bonks_Avaxchan Gis a snog.

>>56990953
Yes, I'm retarded and started stacking up on Bonk back in early November. Ended up with a 50.35M stack filled just before the Bonkening. I'm sorry /biz/, I thought I'd try buying low and selling high for once.

1 Billion burger bucks volume in 24 hours?? Anon, I..

>>56981872
>i have no idea what is going on.
If only you knew how Bonked things really are.

>>56979103
Bonk coin, you say? Ah yes, Bonk coin. It really was the revolution we never knew we really needed. Many scoffed at first, of course. Naysayers on /biz/ called it a shitty dogecoin knock off and many told me to get rekt. And inside I laughed, oh how I laughed, as they assaulted me with their ignorant scorn. I laughed like a demented submariner in a Lovecraft novel. Then, one day, everything changed. Everyone went stark raving Bonkers at the announcement of Bonk going to Coinbase. Good God! I had to warn the World! Bonk was leaving its eldritch lair of stygian dexhorror and was about to take the world by storm??!! What's that, you say? Mad times?? I should say! Ah yes, I remember once meeting a fella in, oh June '25, was it? Bloody idiot hadn't heard of Bonk. In June 2025. Still, pearls before swine and all that. I heard tales of Master Magicians muttering blasphemous incantations in the early days on /biz/ and have always denied being involved in the initial marketing campaign. Some times, when I pondered, I thought I must being going mad! Dreams of a final titanic clash, Bitcoin v Bonk, at the end of the Great Bull Run of 2025 invaded my darkest thoughts. Realists, of course, said I should just be happy with Bonk beating Shib. Oh yes, marvelous times. I profess I nearly fainted when I first realised the brilliance of Project Bonk and of the cunning minds behind it. Crafty buggers with that 100 Trillion max print run. I thought of writing to the Arkham Crypto Observer at first, of course, thinking I must warn the world of the Dreadful Bonkening that crept upon us, like some loathsome eldritch horror from the elder days, as described in the insane writings of the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred. But then, one late night full of dark scrying and demented howling, I finally found the answer. Bonk wasn't an abomination, it was a gift! The rest was, of course, history.

>>56972966
Have we started the fire, bros?

Just think, you could be helping Bonk emerge victorious in the great dogcoin wars of 2025.

>>56968712
Giant green candles?