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His name is Satosh
I have a dream where I'm him
I own the most
Bitty corns now baby
I run some big blocks
Change my BIOS clock

But the judge doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cos I'm just a lying scumbag baby
Forging court docs thanks Chat GPT
Peter McCormack please say that
Satoshi is
Mee eeee eeee eeeeeee eeee eee

I repeat:
Will the real Satoshi please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem

Y'all act like you never seen a R&D scam before
Jaws all on the floor like Hal just walked back through the door
And started signing blocks from way before
This retard discovered inspect element

It's the return of the
Please judge
Don't rule on my cred
I'm relying on no-one knows Hal Finney is dead
And I can just code up-

Nothing, you prick
I can't even write a simple "C" hello world script!

I'm Satoshi yes I'm the real 'Toshi
All the other Satoshis are just lying (mostly)
So won't the real Satoshi Please move sats
Please move sats
Please move sats

>>57103058
Well I heard there was a Hodlonaut
I sued him in Norwegian court
But you don't really care for lawsuits, do ya
Well I lost 'gainst Klein, the costs were mine
Every minor claim the judge declined,
But if you say I'm not Satoshi
I will sue ya

I will sue ya
I will sue ya
I will sue ya
I will suuuuuue
ya

>>56594877
>>56594996
>>56595923
>>56595992
>>56595995
Somebody once told me a courier attorney
Was bringing me to keys to my Tulips
But oh no! The coins were hacked
But the hackers were so slack
That they didn't even move one spondulick

Well
The lawsuits filing and they don't stop filing
Patent troll style, but you'll be the one smiling
When I get my ass handed to me
Even the judge knows I don't have the keys

So much to sue, don't mess with me
So what's wrong with pretending I'm Satoshi?
David Klein might best me with the law
But contempt of court is preferable to fraud

Well I heard there was a Hodlonaut
I sued him in Norwegian court
But you don't really care for lawsuits, do ya
Well I lost 'gainst Klein, the costs were mine
Every minor claim the judge declined,
But if you say I'm not Satoshi
I will sue ya

I will sue ya
I will sue ya
I will sue ya
I will suuuuuue
ya

Well I heard there was a Hodlonaut
I sued him in Norwegian court
But you don't really care for lawsuits, do ya
Well I lost 'gainst Klein, the costs were mine
Every minor claim the judge declined,
But if you say I'm not Satoshi
I will sue ya

I will sue ya
I will sue ya
I will sue ya
I will suuuuuue
ya

>>29990918
Hey kids, do you like patent trolls and gay dicks?

(Yes! Yes! Yes!)

Wanna see me slap Peter in the face with my affidavits?

(Yeah! Yeah!)

Wanna see my C coding skills, so sick I don't even know what a hello world script is?

(Huh?)

My hashes are at a dead rate, I'm tryna get big blocks straight, but I can't figure out if I want to kiss Cz or tell him to self-procreate

And Roger Ver said:
"Bcash Btrash"
So I forked my own fork, that's how I roll, stiff biccies m8

Yeah prolly got a few Satoshi wallets because Satoshi is me
Worth four billion, more or less, but whoops I forgot the private key
That's why I won't sign to prove to claims that I make
But you can believe me because of the "white paper" blog post date

(What)

My name is

(Who)

My name is

(Where)

My name (Chika chika)

FAKETOSHI

>>29649998
24645498
Hey kids, do you like patent trolls and gay dicks?

(Yes! Yes! Yes!)

Wanna see me slap Peter in the face with my affidavits?

(Yeah! Yeah!)

Wanna see my C coding skills, so sick I don't even know what a hello world script is?

(Huh?)

My hashes are at a dead rate, I'm tryna get big blocks straight, but I can't figure out if I want to kiss Cz or tell him to self-procreate

And Roger Ver said:
"Bcash Btrash"
So I forked my own fork, that's how I roll, stiff biccies m8

Yeah prolly got a few Satoshi wallets because Satoshi is me
Worth four billion, more or less, but whoops I forgot the private key
That's why I won't sign to prove to claims that I make
But you can believe me because of the "white paper" blog post date

(What)

My name is

(Who)

My name is

(Where)

My name (Chika chika)

FAKETOSHI

Hey kids, do you like patent trolls and gay dicks?

(Yes! Yes! Yes!)

Wanna see me slap Peter in the face with my affidavits?

(Yeah! Yeah!)

Wanna see my C coding skills, so sick I don't even know what a hello world script is?

(Huh?)

My hashes are at a dead rate, I'm tryna get big blocks straight, but I can't figure out if I want to kiss Cz or tell him to self-procreate

And Roger Ver said:
"Bcash Btrash"
So I forked my own fork, that's how I roll, stiff biccies m8

Yeah prolly got a few Satoshi wallets because Satoshi is me
Worth half a billion, more or less, but whoops I forgot the private key
That's why I won't sign to prove to claims that I make
But you can believe me because of the "white paper" blog post date

(What)

My name is

(Who)

My name is

(Where)

My name (Chika chika)

FAKETOSHI

WHOOPSIE DOODLE! THERE WAS A MIX-UP AT THE BITCOIN FACTORY!

WE MADE THE BLOCK SIZES WAAAAAAAAAAY TOO BIG! AND THE OWNERS ARE F-F-F-F-FAGS?!!!

>>16152514
*HONK* *HONK*

You don't simply buy Bitcoin, it must be earned by the sweat of your brow

>*HONK* *HONK*
Craig Steven Wright is Satoshi Nakamoto
Deal with it
>*HONK* *HONK*

You just know they fucked. I bet Craigs filthy mouth reeks of homosexual sex, feces, sperm, cigarettes and booze. It's frickin' amazing this is the guy who turned out to be Satoshi. I love this Clown world

*sharts*

Why did this guy all of a sudden disappear?

Did his wife fill him in finally?

*SHARTS*

Ok, so Craig's sister just dropped a little crypto bomb. In a recent interview she told that the BSV team is speaking with central banks and governments. She didn't say which though.

Timestamp 12:48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blKIntZxoAw&feature=youtu.be&t=12m48s

>>15653196
It's a clown world

DEAR

>>14203999
Checked and the best thing to do is tell everyone that you own the prison, and that you invented the concept of both retributive and rehabilitative justice. Provide no evidence for this, and mock and belittle those who question it

>>14178672
Wrong pic

>Dear

Hey kids, do you like patent trolls and gay dicks?

(Yes! Yes! Yes!)

Wanna see me slap Peter in the face with my affidavits?

(Yeah! Yeah!)

Wanna see my C coding skills, so sick I don't even know what a hello world script is?

(Huh?)

My hashes are at a dead rate, I'm tryna get big blocks straight, but I can't figure out if I want to kiss Cz or tell him to self-procreate

And Roger Ver said:
"Bcash Btrash"
So I forked my own fork, that's how I roll, stiff biccies m8

Yeah prolly got a few Satoshi wallets because Satoshi is me
Worth half a billion, more or less, but whoops I forgot the private key
That's why I won't sign to prove to claims that I make
But you can believe me because of the "white paper" blog post date

(What)

My name is

(Who)

My name is

(Where)

My name (Chika chika)

FAKETOSHI

>alt season starts, random shitcoins 50% up on the daily all over CMC
>Shitcoin pumps
>Look guise we're Bitcoin nao