/biz/ - Business & Finance

Extremely poorfag here.

Fuck, I do not have much, but I was waiting for sunday dip to buy more. Should have bought yesterday.

>>29256472
Why the fuck US is so cucked about crypto? They can't even buy some of the coins without jumping through the hoops with vpn. And what the fuck is wrong that you tax crypto to crypto? I don't think any other nation does something like that? Is that really the power of land of the free?

>>29183634
Oh shit nigger, what are you doing? For what purpose do you need 8 charts that are almost identical?

>dude committed suicide because of GME
>that could've been me

NO WAIT I NEED TO GET BACK IN HOW CAN YOU BE ABOVE 1C ALREADY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AMC

>GME VOLUME

>feb 5 GME weeklies

>reddit is trying to crash silver and bring down JP Morgan and Chase
>all my money is in Chase bank

>>27207698
lol gtf outta here with that gay shit...making me ERECT over here. I bought a 1000 ounce bar earlier today

>If I roll over my options, I have to pay capital gains on the ones I sold before I buy back in again

>>26704899
Why wasn't I invited

>feel retarded when trading for a year with /biz/
>new flock of newfags appear
>they're more retarded than me
> I can now answer their type of questions when I couldn't a year ago

>I actually educated myself through /smg/ and this hobby
>or im just a retard among a sea of greater retards

>if I'm retarded and I can make %600 in gains
>how retarded is the average person?

>tomorrow is Friday
>it's the last day of trading before the weekend

>my waifu isn't real
>but my unrealized tax gains are

>All my portfolio is in small cap stocks
>SPX gapped and mooning

>futures are meant to protect you from the future
>they're based on present prices and sentiment

>I bought call options weeklies on a friday night
>forgot it was a three day weekend

>i have to own a stock for a year to be taxed at a long term capital gains rate
>extreme confidence it'll moon within 3 months then dip
>i should've bought options

>all my options have short term capital gains tax applied to them

>go camping with daughter
>have to share tent
>smell of cunt filling the tent
>vinegar, piss and hormones smell
>i jack off while she sleeps beside me

Apple Core did a surprise launch!

You're welcome!!

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WHY ISNT ANYONE BUYING MY RUGS