/biz/ - Business & Finance

im graduating with my B.S. in accounting this semester and i havnt done a single homework or test problem because most of my exams were online exams and i used chegg to cheat on everything. i legit dont know the basics about debits and credits, and im graduating with a 3.6 GPA from my state university. I got so good and fast at copy pasting my test and homework problems that google literally thinks im a bot because of how fast i can do it. also, i've never held any other job, ive spend the past 3 years bodybuilding and gooning in my cave. im going to try to fake my resume and get a job in government accounting, as other anons have mentioned that government is filled with boomers and less hours.