/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52406088
We go back up when chainlink holders are wandering the streets naked screaming for sirgay to stop betraying and btc falls below four figures

>>51667193
cahnsoom zee bug juice and do good cahmoonity wahrk to remove zee ehvil carbon from yahr looocal cahmoonity.

no cap ongod SP500 below 4k is sussin'. When will they hit the bussin button again? FR gonna be a sussin' fall.

I want to hold a stock like chainlink. Some kind of company that has a large HR staff and twitter presence and a cult following of holders. Something that slowly dumps on me with weird relief rallies when index funds go red only to dump again. Something that will make me slowly lose my mind and enter states of schizophrenia. It needs a CEO that has an obsession with philosophy for no reason and absolutely zero technical skills or knowledge. What stock will do this for me?

>>50896519
linkfags lecturing/preaching about "wealth" in every goddamn general markets thread/link thread. Sell your bags and run to the hills when you see linkfags going into long debates with themselves about "being elite" larp. Link owners pretending they are klaus schwab and have some greater "knowledge" more then normal is a big bear signal.

>>50757762
we jus vibin frfr

>theres people that do fuck all in their software jobs and brag on a public forum about it
>just outsource to india
>stack overflow is slowly turning into FR FR no cap
>autoomation is a meme
>ai is just marketing crap
>people somehow believe pic related's project isn't a total scam and will save us from crippling depression economy with "smart contracts"
>brain drains everywhere, tiktok is becoming the education standard kek

ted did nothing wrong

Does anyone here see tesla as the top tech stock of the future or just me? Overvalued? Yes. But in terms of growth its just a more solid play, I would consider them a battery company first and the performance of car sales is secondary. Memes and shitposts aside look at the other tech companies, apple is king for so long and iwatches just seem tired attempt at recapturing iphone sales a decade ago, microsoft is just an acquisition machine with nothing really making you go wow, google is just spamming AI memes making people think they are more important then they are at this point. Amazon is just topped and slowed by physical infrastructure spending, a slow but steady grower in the future. Ignoring haters tesla is really the only company elon musk made a solid foundation on and if he can gather the top talent for EV's can you imagine the product breakthroughs in battery technology in the next decade if people come to elon musk for batteries? Thats actualized cash flows if you ask me. If I were making an index fund I'd weigh it more in tesla then google or microsoft or apple. Old companies that are just going to turn into IBM GE or GM of the future.

Did anyone ever use stock based collateral loans? Seems like a good idea with interest rates going up. It is free money after all. Whats the worst that could happen?