/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53630361
But anon, people familiar with the matter said so, so it must be true.

>>53329481
Experts familiar with the matter say that we may have missed something big when they released news on Carl Icahn's supposed short position, as Icahn Enterprises has entered into an "open market sales agreement" with the same guys Gamestop uses, namely Jeffries LLC.
They'll be selling 400 million dollars worth of "depository units" and they have the intention of using any and all profits that come from this in order to "fund future acquisitions".
My sources familiar with the matter say it may be for one of the "meme stocks", specifically GME.

Sources for this extremely bullish news are provided bellow:
>Experts familiar with the matter
>My personal sources familiar with the matter
>The tweet posted by a famous literal who
>The ramblings from a world renowned schizophrenic
>Gossip from the playground school children
>Because the science says so
>Cryptographic hieroglyphs written and received from a bakers dozen of messenger birds
>A rumor provided to me by my Tulpa, Paimon
>Because the news told me so
My sources are irrefutable and cannot be disapproved. You'd never dis-trust the news would you?

>on a weekend
sneed hedgies

>>53279868
They'll need your ComputerShare account number.

>>53247334
Experts familiar with the matter say that we may have missed something big when they released news on Carl Icahn's supposed short position, as Icahn Enterprises has entered into an "open market sales agreement" with the same guys Gamestop uses, namely Jeffries LLC.
They'll be selling 400 million dollars worth of "depository units" and they have the intention of using any and all profits that come from this in order to "fund future acquisitions".
My sources familiar with the matter say it may be for one of the "meme stocks", specifically GME.

Sources for this extremely bullish news are provided bellow:
>Experts familiar with the matter
>My personal sources familiar with the matter
>The tweet posted by a famous literal who
>The ramblings from a world renowned schizophrenic
>Gossip from the playground school children
>Because the science says so
>Cryptographic hieroglyphs written and received from a bakers dozen of messenger birds
>A rumor provided to me by my Tulpa, Paimon
>Because the news told me so
My sources are irrefutable and cannot be disapproved. You'd never dis-trust the news would you?