/biz/ - Business & Finance

Remember, there's no point in being wealthy if you're a fat piece of shit with ED.

>Whenever you get the urge to fap, lift instead for 10 minutes
>Drink water instead of soda and sugar packed jewce
>Learn to cook instead of buying frozen food, fast food, or delivery. It's cheaper and healthier. But muh $5 KFC box! You can literally buy bags of 7-8 full chicken breasts for $6 or so
>Get yourself some headphones and GO OUTSIDE. Take walks or go for runs, buy yourself a bike, anything to get off your lazy ass
>Stop falling into the victim mentality. But I'm white and the world is against me! Fucking deal with it you pasty piece of shit, if you get yourself some decent clothes and interests/hobbies no girls will give a fuck what color you are. Confidence is more attractive than anything. Girls don't want a guy who sits on the computer all day creating nothing and eating tendies

Other suggestions /biz/?

>>5309039
>not realizing you can't green text in a title
>yet being this witty

Is he being ironic or is he just a faggot?!

Fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!

Which of these three qualities will you change when you're rich enough to afford it without caring what anyone thinks?

But you're too depressed to do anything about it

>>4788320
>buy my hyped up shitcoin or keep following hyped up shitcoins

What did he mean by this??

>Families get together during holidays
>Senpai on Thanksgiving: "Wow, anon, you made all that money this year? I heard about your bitcoins!"
>Senpai spends the next month figuring out how to get everyone in the family $20 worth of bitcoin for Christmas
>The Kiddos on Christmas: "Thanks for the bitcoin Senpai, but it's only $20 worth! Even if it raises another 10x in the next year, that won't be worth much. What do I do with this?"
>The Kiddos go onto google.com and start looking into bitcoin
>"These 10 cryptocurrencies are set to be the next Bitcoin!"
>The Kiddos spend all of spring posting pink wojacks about how exchanges are taking too long to verify and they can't get their btc transferred in time to catch all the moon missions
>The Kiddos finally get their btc onto exchanges and FOMO into alts at their new ATH

How the fuck do you expect to convince all the new money coming in to buy your bags if you keep talking about how to convince all the new money coming in to buy your bags?!

>Master nodes