/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51441777
hooray

mfw thinkin about anon

>>29233986
I can't wait for our comfy $10+ threads where we cry about it crabbing between $11 and $12

Guys
It's starting
The pump is here!

Get in here coiner chads and let's laugh at the nocoiners of the world.

Prediction: $49k breached in an hour, and $50k breached when the markets open today

>>28140568

>>28080035
how realistical is that even?

what's the target price boys? 1k? 10k?

>>28032615
good ducky

Look at this shit with no huge news as soon as they stop botting

if she let her hair down she'd be my make it girl

>be me, banker
>client shorted 140% of a stock
>some autists on plebbit found out and caused them to lose their shirt
>now i'm about to lose my shirt
>what do?

>ask my 18 year old kid
>"why not earn some money back over the weekend?"
>"shit son wish it were that easy all i have are these useless XRP tokens and silver bars"
>"just tell people it's going to pump right before the markets open then sell everything at the top to make some money, duh"

>lightbulb.jpg
>simple as

>>26492094
>tfw bought 8.8k stack for a less than $200 a long ass time ago and forgot about it until today
not even mad i didn’t buy more, it’s a pleasant surprise. just gonna stake and forget about it again i guess

>>26371269
Good shit anon, it's actually a decent video.
When your project is backed by AUTISM you know you're going to make it.

>>26091018
This is now a PRQ Chad thread.
Inshallah, brothers.

>I was finally early for something
I really appreciate all of you guys who shilled this. Kevin got me to buy but you guys kept the morale up.

>>25855986
I did not swing and have 1500.
But I will make it, one day.

>originally meant to be a casino to rob money out of crypto investors
>Kevin roped into some piece of shits rug scam scheme
>With his massive gigachad brain he convinces his coworkers to turn on the ringleader
>Literally cucks him out of all of the money
>Instead of taking it and running, sets up an actually well-regulated and trustworthy exchange
Holy shit Kevin you GOD

Which is... never.

Topped up another $5k, feeling comfy as we push on to $50k BTC.

>>25633551
Congrats and well done fren. One day...

>Drops 10%
>Up 10%
>Drops 10%
>Up 10%

This is life on ez mode

One ticket to the moon, please.

And there's some btc already inside
Is this some kind of sign-up bonus?

>Under pressure, Finex/Tether has until Jan 15th to produce proof of their "reserves"
https://www.coindesk.com/nyag-tether-bitfinex-loan-documents-coming-weeks

>They've been printing crazy amounts of USDT, and now have to show $21bil of cash or "cash-equivalents" (aka BTC) sitting in an account somewhere
https://beincrypto.com/tether-sets-new-records-with-20bn-market-cap/

>Most of their income comes from transaction dust, so they need a surge in volume to make up the shortfall

>"I know, let's pump it all the way to the last ATH, that'll make everyone come flooding back!"
>"Great idea, let's do it!"

>ATH is hit, volume surges for only one day and collapses back again
>People start cashing out instead

>"Maybe we need to really push the idea of a bullrun... the previous ATH is not good enough."
>"How about.... exactly 150% of the last ATH? That'll make the normies FOMO back in for sure!"

>150% of ATH is hit, volume barely moves
>More bagholders start cashing out instead

>"Uh. What's Arthur doing nowadays?"
>"Shilling shitcoins and eating indonesian food in a third world country."
>"Well, Bali ain't so bad. The US is a shithole anyway."

They're gonna dump all their BTC on our heads and head for the hills, anons.