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With the average woman’s weight set to plummet due to new pharmaceutical drugs like Ozempic, the sexual market value of skinny women will likewise plummet. The value of being a skinny woman will drop from having 10 men competing for her at all times down to a much more reasonable 1-3.

The Golden Bear Run will soon begin for women as Ozempic will end Hoeflation and the average man will no longer be priced out of having sex. Discuss.

>>55064180
I’m gunna bake a couple buns in the oven

[Mumu]
I'm so sick of being lonely
Every night while my bobo goes out with his bobros
I wanna know how it feels to be loved, be loved
Sick of being lonely
Every night while my bobo goes out with his bobros
I wanna know how it feels to be loved, be loved

[Bobo]
Any other night, you'd be at home waitin' on me, yeah
(What's goin' on?)
Any other night, you'd be actin' like a bugaboo, ooh
(What's goin' on?)
Any other night, you'd be callin' me, stallin' me, ha
(What's goin' on?)
Any other night, bobo can guarantee a page from you, ooh
(What's goin' on?)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0BVwgRTISOQ

>>54662723
>3800
See you there fren

>>54643419
Beary exciting

>>54272339

Kek.

>>54105369
MoM

>>54017088
>>54017237
Here she is on CNBC the CIO of SIVN on grade my trade 3 days ago giving investment advice... Starts at :40 second mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zeep3bC2Iv8

>>53603411
HOLD DEEZ NUTS

Bobos always get what they want

>>53419284
Sold my 20 contract SPY 400 ODTE puts I bought yesterday about 10am

I shorted

>>53180042
>>53180059
>>53180123
>>53180177
Listen slant eyes, I'm tired of seeing this thread at the top, so here's the deal. One of the first anons who replied to you was correct as well as a few others.
You Asian men are looked at that way, because you carry yourselves that way. There are lots of attractive Asian men, because they try to change the mold. Which most of you minus the genetic shitty ones can accomplish.
The lot of you carry yourself like the embodiment of the doomer vs Chad meme as the doomer. And don't fucking tell me otherwise, I've been to every Asian country minus the poor ones. Your culture is broken just as bad as the niggers, but for the other direction. Men have a routine, they wake up, make small breakfast, commute to work. After work you go to a men's club for manly men, where you play skill driven games like rhythm and combo based fighters (nowadays PC arcades) to hone your recreational skills. No girls allowed! And then you commute home late at night and repeat again.
You have the equivalent of some fucked up hybrid between American bro culture and inceldom. You do not focus on women at all within your daily routine and scoff at them with the boys. Your culture tells men to focus on technical abilities, which while impressive, is failing to sustain a culture and a country, because the men have been conditioned to be technical machines focused on their tasks, their network, and hobbies, strictly, with no wiggle room for real world not-on-the-internet social understanding.

You need to break the mold that you have been melted into. Simple as. Consider working out 4-5 days a week, do it straight for 6 months, at the end of this period, you will have the confidence to hit up a bar and chat up women. Seek out more female interaction even in just casual settings. I get that you lack the initial, but I promise if you push yourself to change and get that initial boost in confidence, good things will follow you.

Good luck slant eye bro

>Appl SOXL Dis bros?!? Not like this...

I look up houses that have been on the market for a few weeks or months and I bid 40% below the listing price. I don't care if nobody accepts

>>52403966
broke mumus watching helplessly as we buy back in at $10k
that does put a smile on my face

>>52341135
he doesn't know about the cascading margin calls that are coming
stock up on popcorn

feels good to be right all the time

3650 this fri
3600 next fri

>>51624861
thinks a 2008 like crash would only send it to a 4 digit number

remember: powell has said numerous times that his overarching goal is to get inflation under control, markets be damned. the dumping is just beginning.

wen short cover rally

is the capitulation play vix 70c leaps, or spy 250p leaps?

>>51470331
based, i have 50 shares up 43%rn
>when do we $gush?