/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Your financial freedom should be finalized within the week. I've already @ed the matter to the Citron Research twitter account.
>I take it he was disagreeable?
>He didn't really have a choice.
>Has he shorted?
>Ah yes, most certainly. When he claimed to have closed his position, he was so justed it was almost pathetic.
>This short — the price is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
>Why contain it? Let it spill over into the exchanges and brokerages. Let the bodies pile up on Wall street. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.
>I've received reports of cyberattacks on trading apps. There's not enough stock to go around and the funds are starting to get desperate.
>Of course they're desperate. They can smell their deaths, and the sound they'll make rattling their cages will serve as a warning to the rest.
>Hmm. I hope you're not underestimating the problem. The others may not go as quietly as you think. Intelligence indicates they're behind the fake news on CNBC.
>A bunch of pretentious old men playing at running the world, but the world left them behind long ago. We are the future!
>We have other problems.
>NYSE?
>To be closed by executive order after the strike on naked shorting. I have other exchanges in mind though. I'm more concerned about Melvin. He's relocated to a non-extradition country.
>Our spite is far in advance of theirs as is our sentience, and their... ethical flexibility has allowed us to make progress in areas they refuse to consider.
>Not shorting a stock over 100% float?
>Among other things, but I must admit that I've been somewhat disappointed with the performance of the primary squeeze.
>The secondary will be online soon, it's undergoing preparation and will be operational within the week.
>We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be order again, a new age. Aquinas spoke of the mythical City on the Hill. Soon that city will be a reality and we will be crowned its kings or better than kings: Gamers!

>Your financial freedom should be finalized within the week. I've already @ed the matter to the Citron Research twitter account.
>I take it he was disagreeable?
>He didn't really have a choice.
>Has he shorted?
>Ah yes, most certainly. When he claimed to have closed his position, he was so justed it was almost pathetic.
>This short — the price is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
>Why contain it? Let it spill over into the exchanges and brokerages. Let the bodies pile up on Wall street. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.
>I've received reports of cyberattacks on trading apps. There's not enough stock to go around and the funds are starting to get desperate.
>Of course they're desperate. They can smell their deaths, and the sound they'll make rattling their cages will serve as a warning to the rest.
>Hmm. I hope you're not underestimating the problem. The others may not go as quietly as you think. Intelligence indicates they're behind the fake news at CNBC.
>A bunch of pretentious old men playing at running the world, but the world left them behind long ago. We are the future!
>We have other problems.
>NYSE?
>To be closed by executive order after the strike on naked shorting. I have other exchanges in mind though. I'm more concerned about Melvin. He's relocated to a non-extradition country.
>Our spite is far in advance of theirs as is our sentience, and their... ethical flexibility has allowed us to make progress in areas they refuse to consider.
>Not shorting a stock over 100% float?
>Among other things, but I must admit that I've been somewhat disappointed with the performance of the primary squeeze.
>The secondary will be online soon, it's undergoing preparation and will be operational within a week.
>We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be order again, a new age. Aquinas spoke of the mythical City on the Hill. Soon that city will be a reality and we will be crowned its kings or better than kings: Gamers!

And just when they think the floor cant get any lower it will. And you and I will be there to grab all the cheapys.

Why contain it?

This gain... the coping is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it

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Why contain it?

Who is your /biz/fu, /biz/? Mine is pic related.