/biz/ - Business & Finance

>yfw these threads will eventually ring in the next bull run
(i don't even know what face that is, quite honestly)

>>7549648
>be chad alien
>can't wait to meet human bros, heard they where strong warrios without pussy concepts like compassion, literally gaining so much power they're planet can't take the heat anymore... SO EXCITED FOR FIRST CONTACT
>thought we could be brothers in arms in the intergalactic arm race as warrior equals
>log onto anonymous energy redistribution strategy coordination message forum... can't wait... i need INTEL before we push for FC
>read this drivel
>you were supposed to be the chosen ones, /biz/

"bomb it all"
"enslave the survivors"

THE BOOMERS ARE OVER.
THE LOSSES SHALL BE INVERTED AT THE SINGULARITY.
WE SHALL HAVE INFINITY MONEY.
DIVIONS BY 0 ALL UP IN THIS BITCH.
THE END IS NIGH. WE'LL BE THE NEET ALIEN OVERLORD RACE.
>mfw you don't know what's coming