/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51387141
You are not a real cryptocurrency. You will never be a real cryptocurrency. Your founder is an obese lardass who can't even take care of his own health let alone lead a tech project. No one needs oracles. No one needs a JSON parser. You are laughed at and are a joke behind closed doors. You are worthless without QE. People buy you to short you to the ground. Your investors belong in mental hospitals. In ten years you will be a forgotten internet meme, except internet memes and youtubers of the past have given people great memories. You will be a headache people want to get out of their head. Only a handful of smelly neets on biz got rich off you only to hold it back to zero and be left where they started when they could have cashed out and moved on with their lives. Your chart will look like ICP zoomed out in 5 years.

>>50289740
/biz/ is a mcdonalds/amazon wagie place in bear markets. UPS needs to get off our turf. We serve big macs to sirgay and drive around in cagie not work for UPS. Who do they think they are?

>missed dotcom bubble was toddler then
>missed housing bubble was in middle school then
>missed btc crypto bubble was too busy shitposting in pol in 2016 and spent the years after that console war shitposting on /v/ during switch launch days when /v/ was wojak edit hell
>its all crashing anyways

who here forever brokenigger and doesnt care if market goes full bobo?