/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55173869
or maybe people are making fun of your shitcoin and your insane GME tier delusions?

>>54972731
thats a lie
i get fucked by my folio every day

>>54915228
Extremely based.
Sometimes when I feel a really big fart brewing I like to tuck my balls under my ass so that I can fart on my own balls but I'm not gay. I just like the feeling.
I also hold 50k link tokens.

>>54299345
im gonna cum to this art.

Okay, so what lies can I legally say on a CV?

>>53625363
your mum's an asset

>>53609433
did he buy you a house?

>>53423775
They made chainlink so that they could have an excuse to wage WW3

>>53415589
Sergey's gonna shoot up a McDonalds this time isn't he?

>>53374741
good idea
i'm going to eat the Armored Titan to create a protective shell around my asshole

>>53353923
>No baggies are literally looking up ways to kill themselves right now
fudanon, i don't think you understand
at this point if sergey were to get hit by a car randomly and die and then link went to 0 the next day
at least i could still wage and invest in other cryptos and my life would go on, while its infinitely more likely that a depressed coomer or a guy with a broken dick or a vaxxed polish faggot that literally wasted hundreds of hours of their lives fudding a blue hexagon on a basket weaving forum would kill themselves long before i or any link holder would

When I was a janitor I got screamed at by a middle aged roastie to wear a mask even though nobody else was. I was threatened to be kicked out if I didn't comply, it turns out everyone else in the office had "special work areas" and I didn't qualify for that.

I-I, just couldn't do it, I quit and haven't worked since. I'm autistic and socially awkward, so I can only get shit jobs. But something broke in me that day.

I'm down 24% YTD. My investment portfolio consists of stocks, options, crypto, PMs and USD. Everything is down except puts and cash. Will things get better?