/biz/ - Business & Finance

Is it too late to buy?
t.sidelinecuck ;_;

Just reminding you all to lower your tones and you need to know your place.

You ain't makin' it.

Random reminder we probably ain't gonna make it XRPisters

Starting to feel like we are NOT gonna make it bros

>Halving providing diminishing returns
>Mining is going to be x10 more difficult
The end approaches, and very quickly.
If beoble and biz don't net me $500k at the very least this year I'm going to kill myself.

hope beoble launches soon. i want to talk to someone during christmas. im alone. talking about all my financial regrets this year with others might cheer me up.

31k

Stop pushing your wothless shitcoins and evaluate my business idea
>Betterhelp without monthly subscription, pay per session
>10% flat rate for every transaction, average session will be arounf 50 shekels
>Worldwide, counsellors can set prices themselves, wide variety of bullshit counselling like mindfullness etc.

I hate women so much it's unreal

Spy puts

>>54512460
Obviously after his circus and pilot careers he should go to law school so he can fuck drunk college chicks. His grizzled maturity combined with his gymnast body will give him a chance with 5/10 shanks with hpv.

>>54005031
>other banks picked up the loans
The FED ends up printing money to bail out the banks. Causing inflation, therefore the taxpayer is paying for jt

Oh to live a life at sea... then not getting any pussy would be normal.

>>53847213
We all are. Let's be alone together

>>53677299
Same

i am financially beclowned

>>51437146

>>50399186
Did you ever think "wow, this sucks I better do something about it" instead of bitching?

>>30152885
If you look at what that ETF actually is, it's not a meme ETF at all. They look at the previous month's top 75 most mentioned large cap (over 5 billion at least) stocks on Reddit, Twitter, etc. and buy it for the next month. Doesn't track memes or social media buzz at all. It's retrospective, which means it will fail hard.

CLOSE THE H*CKING MARKETS RIGHT THIS SECOND

>Keep promising myself that I will keep cash in case of a major crash or bear market
>The market drops a few percent and I go all in again
Why am I like this?

WE ONLY WORSHIP JESUS
Hitler and nazi stuff is cool and all but Hitler is dead and he can't do anything for you now.

>be from broke but hard working family
>"go to school and get a better job than us"
>literally nobody has money in the family
>start investing in index funds and shit but I also only make $11.50 an hour so whoopdy do
>come to /biz/, watching fellow autists make 5 and 6 figures just from crypto gambles
>can't get the thought out of my head that I can help my family and so many more if I become an autistic shitcoin gambler

Now I can't sleep, I'm only up $50 on my first $700 crypto adventure and all I crave is what you already have.

What is your strategy?

>aside from putting $1250 into some vanguard index fund back in May, just start investing 1 month ago
>dumb wagie and can only put $1500 in, friend shows me Stash and invest in Big Marijuana ETF and a few other things and make over $200
>same friend mentions he has a few $1000 in Dogecoin
>laugh, don't even consider doing it
>get Covid, have nothing to do but browse /biz/ and start really doing research
>GME shenanigans happen, suddenly Doge takes off
>friend who I laughed at makes $10000s when Doge spiked to .8
>fug
>see Doge drop down to .2
>have no money but would've put $1000 on it
>realize Eth is about to take off
>no money
>would've put $1000 in when it was at $1300
>fug
>literally asking my grandpa with $300k sitting in a savings to let me use $1000 for a few months to practice or make some out of it because I hate missing these opportunities

Please keep being right so I don't look dumb to my grandpa in a few months.