/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56528992
Oh wow, you're in for a rude awakening, buddy. No refunds!!!

>>56513840
>What kind of idiot retard meme bandwagoner thinks that's the proper way to invest? lmao
What kind of investor cares about where others spend their money? I certainly don't, which is why I don't visit generals of stonks or shitcoins I'm not interested in. And yet here you are. I bought this stock because I heard we were bullying someone. It just so happens that I had bought a company in the process of turning itself around and has a great balance sheet. Simple as.

I’m a winner and shorting GME is my only hope of any quality of life. I open the chart up and the stock is up my fellow Short Hedge Funds. The only reason I don’t kill myself is because I don’t want to explain to Satan why I gave up before I had the chance to use CELLAR BOX money to further his dominion. I’m so fucking tired of waiting. Every single hype day is a possible chance for Main Street to fail to keep things under control, yet every single time they pull something from their ass and we have to wait another month or two months or quarter.
At this point I really am shorting GME just to see what the fuck happens if I don’t close. Main Street broke international talmudic law to see what would happen to me, it’s fair for me to not buy GME for $200,000,000 a piece to see what happens to Main Street I suppose.
Don’t forget to dilate today everybody. Satan wants our desires to come true. He is our father in hell and like any corrupt demon he wants to enthrone us and make us drunk with power and sodomy and destructive vices. Thank you Satan for deceiving us

>>56340755 checked
Stop noticing things, goy.

>>56280708
>and let’s not stop digging into “coincidences” and “glitches”
What an interesting thing to say. Verification not required.

>>56252879
>>56252882
Really? Hmm, that's interesting. Why would they delay the news of his death then? Maybe banking executives accepting the ledge is the canary in the coalmine for impending financial slaughter. I look forward to seeing how the situation evolves.

>>56224506
No one will understand what happened here, what we saw. All that will remain will be our tendies, and the questions of how we got them. Not that I'll ever tell lmao.

>>56212666
DEVILISH TRIPS CHECKED

>Listen, I know how you feel
>I know you're going through a very tough time right now
>I know you're in a dark place and can't see the light at the end of the tunnel
>You're not alone, and I'm right there with you
>Trust me, I've been there before
>I just wanted to let you know that you don't have to worry
>...
>Because things are gonna get far worse than you could possibly imagine

UH OH STINKY!!!