/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me
>start investing in crypto bc irl fren told me abt it
>decide to put 3k
>start reading abt crypto
>cant understand shit im too dumb for this
>decide to leave research for later
>open yt
>(they) are listening so a lot of crypto influencers pop on my recommend tab
>decide to watch the jewest looking one
>blackman is telling me to buy agrs, rndr and wld
>aight lets do it
>spend the next 4 hours setting up metamask and buying this stuff, after im finished i cant even remember how to use it anymore
>"well crypto is about waiting so lets wait"
>six months later
>completely forgot about crypto
>open metamask
>made 150k between all coins
>what the actual fuck
>watch video again so i remember how to sell
>sell inmediately
>decide to repeat the process
>feeling greedy so decided to put 100k this time
>blackman was canceled and deleted his yt account
>no prob lets pick another influencer
>buy next batch of tokens
>check the charts like a retard for weeks but eventually forget about it again
>wait for 8 months
>almost 300k
>what the fuck
bros i cant feel proud of these gains i just bought and forgot i dont even understand what this crypto stuff is even used for.....

what happened to PEPE, he was ruling until BOME now both gone

>wanna get into drawing
>yeah bro just buy this 300+ pencil set bro
>wanna get into painting
>yeah just buy this 600+ palette bro and don’t forget your oils and shiet
>wanna get into competitive vidya
>yeah bro all you need is this $1k+ computer, $4k+ if you really wanna play shit at 60 fps
>wanna get into exercising
>yeah bro pay for your gym membership and if you wanna do it at home you just need like $600 in equipment

Why do normies keep making me think that I need a hobby in order to have some sort of purpose in life. Jesus. No I won’t have kids either that’s even worse.