/biz/ - Business & Finance

And again another secret brotherhood of some shitcoin won't tell us name of the token. I hope jannies get you.

>it’s another shill thread for a complacency-stage coin

>>21751356
That is just as brown as the other chick.

>tfw you need to sell now but your coins are stuck on your wallet and you realise you don't have enough ETH on hand to move them
ffs

>Down half a percentage
>ITS THE RUG PULL
>ITS ALL OVER
>THIS IS THE BIG ONE
>SELL SELL SELL

>dad owes me 60k
>dad: "uuuhmm aa, well, gg son, the IRS are on me, dont want my bank account flagged, best I can do is 9k this year and another 9k in january"
>wont be able to buy into CL
i didnt meant to make it

> check in on crypto for the first time since 2018
> chainlink #4 on CMC

really retards, it's a glorified json parser

>>21625238
Thanks...
Now I have to go watch porn.

>BTC is dragging all the alts down with it again

>>21569710
Tattoo...

A lot of people seem to be really getting their hopes up for this 'virtual' conference. They think its going to be like fucking comic con or TED talks or something. They think that these autists will have whole hordes of people crowded into an auditorium to hear them speak.

In reality, they are conducting a zoom meeting with you all, while you sit at home in your underwear. Best you will see is maybe an empty conference room smaller then sibos.

Here are my predictions.
>Sergey will give the same powerpoint as always, but will just be stuck reading off the slides this time. Won't say a word about Staking, Google, SWIFT or WEF.
>Ari Jules is going to say some weird nonsense about what he predicts smart contracts will be used for.
>Ed Felton will cancel at the last minute.
>Yorke E.Rhodes will spend 20 minutes struggling with the technical issues of not being able to get his webcam working, he will then give up and just go on without it.
>Fernando will have opened another short before the conference and will say something stupid and untrue 100%.
>Aaron Wright will actually give a very convincing and bullish talk about smart contracts, but will also re-iterate that they are not currently integrating chainlink 'at this stage'.
>Everyone else who talks will just plug their own projects which will have no positive effect on the price of Chainlink.

It's going to be a fucking shit show. I'm calling it already...

>>21564642
People seem to be really getting their hopes up though. They think its going to be like fucking comic con or TED talks or something. Whole hordes crowded into an auditorium to watch these people speak.

>Ari Jules is going to say some weird nonsense about what he predicts smart contracts will be used for.
>Sergey will give the same powerpoint as always, but will just be stuck reading off the slides this time. Won't say a word about Google, SWIFT or WEF.
>Ed Felton will cancel at the last minute.
>Yorke E.Rhodes will spend 20 minutes struggling with the technical issues of not being able to get his webcam working, he will then give up and just go on without it.
>Fernando will have opened another short before the conference and will say something stupid and untrue 100%.
>Aaron Wright will actually give a very convincing and bullish talk about smart contracts, but will also re-iterate that they are not currently integrating chainlink 'at this stage'.
>Everyone else who talks will just plug their own projects.

It's going to be a fucking shit show, I'm calling it already...

>>21340275

Yes, our time will come...

>ZERO marketing. New hire Pratik's work has consisted of posting various Taylor Swift photos with other coins' logos.
>Cofounder Kyle posting starship trooper YAM shill posts on Twitter.
>Still no word on audits.

At this rate maybe we'll be at $1 EOY.

>become millionaire by 25
>"wow anon youre a genius thats amazing!"
>become millionaire by 30
>*no one cares*
why?

Yanks are now awake

>LINK dumps

Every time.

It’s all so tiring, what has this site become, being shunned for trying to make it big any means necessary

>>20790915
You evangelizing grifters are the worst. Demiurge-lovers should be euthanized.