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>>28551178
Good lord.
14 YEAR OLDS liked Bieber, because he was a prettyboy MEGACELEBRITY.
I have never met a grown woman who didn't love Elvis Presley, because guess what - he's a MASCULINE, TALL, CHARISMATIC, DIMORPHIC GIGACHAD.

It's biology anon, good genes + good hormone profile = masculine face and body, just like good genes = cutie female face and body. We are just animals. If you don't have these things, you have to compensate or deal with the things you do have (small penis, no money, yee yee ass haircut, soiface).

WE ARE ANIMALS. A handsome face implies you are a strong animal. Good cheekbones and jaw, wide shoulders and height show strength, intelligence and ability to win fights. This is what females want. A handsome fit chad can be schizo and homeless and his genes alone can land him 9/10 gorgeous women.

Brad Pitt demolishes Tumblr Cumbersnatch and The Goose, sorry to say it, women have been creaming themselves over him before they even knew his name. If he wasn't famous, Pitt would be demolished by any male model or beautiful masculine man like Elvis. It's like the combination of solid technology + meme magic hype, you need one or the other, if you have both you get something like Eth.