/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53337203
Based BITCOIN chad

Penis.

>>51295090
Is there a problem with a strong black man portraying a fairy god mother, bigot?

>/smg/
>where even a janitor makes more than you

>>51107836
>inflation is out of control
>shit is fucked yo
>ncertified ot bussin
which obviously equates to a market pump

>>51013357
Do you think this coin is silly?
The ticker is BITCOIN

>>50946440
that isnt a screencast you mongoloid.

AND JUST LIKE THAT
SATAN AND GAY SEX ARE GONE
SUCK IT CHRISTIANS.

>>50926158
green text is certified not bussin my guy

Dear Sneed,

Can you drop your most promising shitcoins in this thread. That would be much appreciated.

Thanks,

Chuck

>U-u-u-kraine totally won the war
>they only had to give up 1/4 of their land

I want to also just add that Quasar of all names has got to be one of the faggiest trips ive ever seen. its like trying to be space nerd edgy. fucking cringe my guy. certified not bussin

>>50579690
Is the cure a bottle of lighter fluid and a lighter? Pretty sure setting gays on fire is illegal in the US... For now...

>>50513306
You swing the ex-div date. Calls leading up to it, puts just before to a couple days after the ex div. repeat every 3 months. (well 2 since you may want to start grabbing calls a month out)
The liquidity on options isn't great though so if you want the safer play albiet with lower returns, you can just do stock/shorts.
You can also hold the stock through the div date and execute a call at the bottom, collect the div and not lose much from the price drop. Depends on your tax burden which will be the best option for you.

>>50103107
nuh uh
>>50103139
its unironically over

>>49899516
SOXS did a 10:1 reverse split...

>>49760986
>>49760987
now kith

>>49694210
What pepe is that?

>>49519852

>>49517267
This quote only applies if the populace thinks that life would be better under the existing government than foreign rule, there are plenty of historical examples of populations rising up against the governing elite and opening the gates to the city to an invading host.
Right now I wouldn't be surprised if more than a 3rd of the country believes life under Russian/Chinese rule would be better than our current corrupt political class or that an invasion would be an opportune time to revolt against the government and form a new union. Doesn't help the government's quest for stability that those they would draft to protect the country (zoomers) are brown (retarded), obese, and riddled with mental disorders.
I guess this is somewhat of a bullish stance for gun companies because I can't be the only person who feels this way, and I'm sure a lot of moderate to conservative people are stocking firearms and ammo for personal, family and community defense rather than have reliance on a government they no longer trust.

>>49454426
What limitations? Mine has 300 mile range and I dont really drive anywhere near that even on a weekly basis as I work from home.
>>49454437
its ok, you can just say you cant afford one and that my picture makes you angry

I trust this Lil goy with all my moneys.

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>>49297342
I hate zoomer "culture" so much bros.