/biz/ - Business & Finance

Good luck this week frens. 2023 is shaping up to be a year for the history books. Filled page by page with blood and tears.
>and for the love of everything holy, help your fucking cat. I hope it shits in your mouth when you sleep
https://youtu.be/gtbbIB776ks

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>>52687817
Equities just nade it to the bathroom, they have yet to properly shit so hard vlood comes out its gaping mumu asshole. As for treasuries, im not toucjing them till i see 6.5%. See when it all comes down to it, my time is better served learning my new job and ill wait till my indicators tell me to go short or long. Equities are flashing fomo so i am not touching it, go ahead and pump my 401 for me though, i could give to shits less. Plus, once the 2 day does roll over ill be ready, but china selling the dollar to pump their dying market doesnt impress me all that much. Treasuries have been under the 200 for a long ass fucking time, go ahead and buy it and when china pulls that rug again dont you fucking dare bitch and complain about it. Like i said, im 100% cash and ill buy back into equities when i read at least 3 reports of suicides by window. I want my certificates drenched in blood.

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>>51542675
You really thought this would end with just one CFO swan diving a window?
https://youtu.be/w-sQRS-Lc9k

>>51512515
Oh sweet summer child.

>>51049752
damn