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"KIKE NIGGER JEWS AGAIN!" Sergey roared stomping into his office decorated to look suspiciously like the Cayman Islands.
"What's the problem this time?" inquired Adelyn looking up from her wet dictionary with a jaded glance.
Rory and Thomas stood over in the corner by the coffee machine. Rory shrugged his shoulders, Thomas rolled his eyes and mouthed "not again" to Rory. Rory, not wanting to get involved in yet another morning 'incident', thought of his wife's son and all they had built together.
"Well..." Sergey began before staring into space for a solid 42 seconds. The others had grown accustomed to this inevitable delay and waited patiently.
"The media, in all their wisdom, cannot see the value of smart contracts; but flippantly share BLM bullcrap". “It’s like a torrent of shit published minute by minute hour by hour!” Rory and Thomas kept their poker faces while Adelyn blew a big bubble of blue HubbaBubba, seemingly immune to the rhetoric, possibly because she was an Asian woman on loan from the Chinese state department.
"And, what's worst," Sergey continued jumping up and down, his fat violently oozing, his chubby arms flailing wide around, "that Microsoft dude is coming today and I'm just not in the mood to talk about "how much I care about BLM"” Sergey fingered the air overemphasizing the quotes and the problem.
"Aww just focus on your oracles sweetie" said Adelyn cooing, "that's what he's come for. Try and stay focused!"
"yeah focused and 1keoy" thought Sergey. Out loud he said with a wink "You're right my little spelling bee, everyone come over here for a group huddle"
Rory and Thomas looked over at each other and sighed in unison and Adelyn complied with a ‘white people walking past you grimace’ expression on her face.
Each put their hands into the center, "One Two Three, We Just Win" they shouted together smiling the Smart Contract mandated smile.

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Would you let this man ejaculate on your face for 10 Link?

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>Sergey rapes and impregnates your wife and daughter
>Gets arrested
>Case goes to trial
>Offers 30k LINK as a settlement
Do you take the money?

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Sergey knows what's he's doing.

He's "playing 4d chess," as some say. And that's a good thing. An awesome thing, actually.

Experienced leaders tend to be tactical.

A CEO is that who makes the best within his employees flourish.

Sergey will reinvest that money to develop top notch technological innovation.

And then he takes us to the moon.

There are literally no barriers as to how high chainlink can go.

Because Sergey knows the power of partnerships. He ONLY partners with the best.

Yes, only the best.

Wait and see, gentlemen. Don't let the fudders scare you. This project will become the next Amazon. Or maybe the next apple. Sergey is the next Steve jobs. I can feel it.

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https://oracleofdelphi.io/

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>>13811766
Keep the magic flowing anons :)

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I invested to this man.

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