/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57743591
No this is my gookfu retard.

bear fags getting fucked like the cock gobbling faggots they are

>>55874594
*our* gookfu.

>>55852421
HE bros what are we going to tell our GF if we lose our money?

>>55612860
>I'm not going to post his gookfu
I believe you mean *our* gookfu.

>>53301060
Anon, I don't think *our* girl friend would like that very much.

>>53299605
>queen_of_smg.gif
kys, gookfu is the only queen of /smg/

>>53028554
As long as they maintain their dividend they'll always have some value.

Where is everyone? Slow even by Saturday standards.

I read somewhere that jepi doesn't sell covered calls, that they actually use etns to generate the dividend. And this is riskier than a cc because in a severe crash they could hold etns that lose all value if the entity(s) that issued them become insolvent. Is this real? The reason to buy jepi is for safety but if it underperforms and is less safe than a regular index fund then why bother

/smg/ the market is beheem'd, what are we going to tell our GF?

>>52800595
I love the graphic Anon, but you should add /smg/'s GF.

>>51722349
>Buffet
im more of a pelosi copier myself.

>>51721628
Then get fired immediately after a breech cuz they just sat around not doing shit all day... its a vicus cycle.

>>51719091
Dont you have a ton of your own agent smith?

>>51702127
Take my advice: Be nice to her, but pretend like you couldn't give a fuck about here anymore.

This will fucker with her female dog brain and she will want you.

>>51668501
there is no where safe to put money...American markets are the shiniest turd right now, and APPLE and TESLA are the big corn in the turd.

>>51663986
But whats it all mean bazzel?

>>51568928
Im sorry baggie- how was the scotch and liengurie you bought yesterday?

>>51558570
Stop Anon I can only get so hard

>>51550929
unironically agree

>>51548620
We hold together baggie, our powder dry but our hands ready.

>>51519607
How did you do today Anon?

>>51413130
This picture always makes me feel batter.