/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26347904
I have over a million dollars in crypto
I'm too scared to have sex
>>26347956
no and probably never will
SEA monkeys dont look attractive to me

>>25889018
>eventually got fired from the job
>unable to find a new one because all jobs have roastie gatekeepers that throw my CV in the garbage
>reclusive neet coomer for 8 years now

>>24117314
>tfw 143k LINK tokens

In theory
>dude just save cash and buy the bottom

In reality
>you get laid off and burn all your cash just surviving
>can't find a new job because the unemployment rate just tripled
>finally get a new job but it's some shit tier min wage garbage
>finally find a "decent" job
>too late the stock market has already recovered and oligarchs have bought all the cheap houses(not that the bank would give you a loan anyways)

t. 2008 casualty

Is anyone human there?

Coinbase soon anon
Just hold

hey

>sometimes there is nothing to do so I ask my boss for work and he gets annoyed for pestering him but at the same time he gets pissed if I do nothing
>have a busybody coworker who is annoying as fuck
>sometimes have to provide technical support over the phone
>have to work out of town occasionally and the bonus you get for it doesn't really make up for the fact you have to spend 48+ hours away from home
>turbo normie coworkers who only talk about pickup trucks sports, and shitty marvel movies
>bored as fuck constantly, time goes by very slow
>don't get paid for lunch so I am at work for an hour without getting paid

Do you guys think brain gang good guy committed suicide?

>called in sick to work
>I'm not actually sick
>feel guilty

How do I get rid of the wagecuck mindset?

>>3614827
>Made x$10K from my own money
>Convince my Dad to let me buy him some ETH
>He's skeptical as hell but he can't argue with the growth
>Convince him to get $2,000 worth and it doubles in a month
>He checks his wallet every day and stresses out about the price
>Tell him to hold it and it'll be fine because he's only lost the money if he sells it lower than he bought it for

>Start margin trading
>Open position has gone wrong and is going to lose me thousands and thousands if I get forcibly liquidated when I run out of margin
>Literally no money left
>Steal his ETH out of the wallet I made for him and use it to force down my liquidation price so I don't get JUST'd
>Tell him this advanced new app called Blockfolio will tell him the value of his ETH wallet even more accurately
>Download it and put in the amount of ETH he used to have
>He checks to see how "his cryptocurrency" is doing twice every day
>All his money is gone and every day I pray that he never asks me to get it for him

>week 1
>go to bed at 4am wake up at 2pm
>week 2
>go to bed at 5am wake up at 3pm
>week 3
>go to bed at 6am wake up at 4pm
>week 4
>go to bed at 7am wake up at 5pm

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