/biz/ - Business & Finance

its the year 2025 you are in the streets smoking a good cigar, and driving your lambo. Suddenly a 10 ethot appear from nowhere, she look at you, her brapper scanner detected a enormous amounts of brappers near, you look at her, she is good she is a 10 you decide to reveal your power level, you have 1 billion brapps, then you spend the whole night with her during a brapper party in your condo.
i the future ethots are in the hunt for the new gold, they mine brappers, its the only thing that matter to stacies, if you are a brapper chad.

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1141665975953178624

daily reminder to vote mcaffee 2020

>>12352870

>>12211574
>exchange unconfiscatable decentralized BTC for pretend-tokens held in centralized exchange
>said pretend-token is backed by infinite debt fiat
>be forced to KYC and disclose all of your holdings
>be put on a list

Stress free they said

>>12147996
which is why bitcoin is worth $trillions

>>12067162
Don't you have to wagecuck tomorrow along with the rest of mongs that didn't buy bitcoin at 100 bucks?

>>11941014
wakey wakey larpieeeee

>>11825684
And guess who satoshi are

protip: with them you never lose

>it's the year 2028
>1 BTC can buy you a luxury villa in Switzerland
>chilling with other holdbro bitcoin barrons
>spending satoshis on the homeless (altcoin bagholders) carrying QR LN signs
>having 10/10 instagram escorts daily
>still having hair due dutasteride and minoxidil game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fb6Xww2P7c

>*cracks coke can*
>*sip sip sip*


aah, the future is bright

>>11419347
>too low IQ too see the necessity of Bitcoin
>too low IQ to see eventually all boomers will be dead so millennials will dictate how much things are worth

The only way im ever having kids is if my 21 BTC make me rich in 5 years. I will still be under 40, so I could do it, and I will not condemn them into a life of cuckoldry, they will have the freedom to choose if they want to work or just live off my passive income while doing their hobbies and talents (im very talented with music for example, but of course the (((free market))) couldn't care less while mumble rappers get all the money.

>>10926122

Its time.

>>10851139
He is in jail now, asking for bitcoin donations.

>only way to protect your wealth against goldiggers and other jewish tricks
>no uses

>>10716708
>implying the universe doesn't unfold as you want it to be