/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57285118
I don't think this silly shilly reads so good.

>>57173850

>>55553481
The absolute desperation of the shillies...

>>55282832
r...really? I laugh for like 5 minutes straight every time I see that one. Damn son, you must be down in the dumps.

>>54152887
>Post MOASS I'm going to lick so many tight female buttholes and there's nothing you Bankie Welfare Recipients can do about it.

>>53646660
>Deer Solution
>Become multimillionaire
>Post of forum of someone posting deer porn
Not worth it. It would behoove you to turn back now...

>>53301982

I have a question. If the prices drops down to $5 or even God willing $1, the price stays there, and we accumulate for a year, at what point would we be considered insiders?

Of course, verification not required

>>52935351
Oh, uhh... oops

>>52232535
We are at 57% of the free float being locked. We literally have a timer you fucking retard

>>51401362
Oh mai gawd you think this is funny? I will have you know, my grandparents died in the Holocaust. First they have my grandfather pull on a rope with all of his might. Little did he know that the rope was connected to a PIANO that was dangling over his head. Upon the strain of holding up such weight for over 16 hours the thing fell down on his head. Oh gawd the Nazis then used his body and turned it into an ACCORDIAN! Do you think this is funny? Do you?

>>51331616
>>51331479
Two man enter, one man leave

>>51090367
Hasty decisions? Like dumping my entire wagie check into a stock that is worth 6Million per share?

Why would I do such a thing! I prefer over priced blue chip stocks that pay me 2% dividend yields in an inflationary environment of 15%+ inflation.

>>50333718
I only have Golden Corral where I come from.

>>50215769
Once the split happens, the DRS push from that will crush any further attempt for them to hide the shorts.

>>49986769

>>49641395
because it so fucking stupid we might actually be able to pull it off
That seems to be how things work around here

>>49586505

>>49275147
If the theory that SHFs are bankrupt if they try to close GME shorts then you better expect 100% fuckery. If you are looking for normal market behavior in this situation then you aren't fully grasping the do-or-die situation they are in. They do not want to be borrowing at 15% or 90% interest rates. They do it because they HAVE to.