/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55060694
Economics 2.0 states that you will be allowed to pay for LINK services using any shitcoin you want instead of LINK. And that shitcoin "can" be converted into LINK, if the nodes want to convert it for some reason

Also, SLS will make it so that explicitly staked collateral will never need to be extremely high. Consumers will be happy to have 12 nodes each with 1M USD staked due to SLS guaranteeing value far beyond the individual staked collateral of each node

Chainlink is a very important project, the LINK token is becoming less important with each announcement chainlink labs makes

> be Ari Juels
> Tell weird philosophy student about an oracle problem and introduce him to your number cult
> "Remember the 42 and 216 goy"
> Tell him that muh tech can solve this problem
> "You can even put your name on this white paper I wrote, Sergey, I get enough credit"
> "You're a smart man Ari"
> Ask Sergey to put together a team of saps
> he meets Adelyn crying over some spelling contest at a local community college and Steve at the bus stop
> Thomas was a neet whose mom forced him to apply for part time work at the nail salon in front of Chainlink HQ
> Everyone else was (((recruited online organically through JIDF channels)))
> Jonny used to post exclusively on anonymous horse and stable coin forums
> "Here, Sergey, Chainlink will solve all the problems of the oracle"
> "Gee thanks Ari you're the best"
> 32 million solved Ari's oracle problem... at least for awhile
> Ari exploits backdoor in Chainlink code
> Tell Sergey
> Sergey is devastated
> Sergey spams "it's over" threads on /biz/
> "It's okay I have an idea"
> Sell Town Crier solution to Sergey "hey I was just working on this and thought you might like it :^)"
> A few more million solved Ari's oracle problem.... At least for awhile
> Ari exploits TC code through backdoor and informs Sergey
> Sergey is suicidal
> He begins spamming tranny porn on /biz/ in revenge
> "It's okay Sergey I've got a new solution to your oracle problem but we have to include my student in this scam I mean company"
> A few more million solves Ari's and Zhang's oracle problem"
Hook, Line, and Stinker

who was recording the Q&A where Ari and the tism girl talked about assassination contracts and using ChainLink to prove a girl was 18?

>>20177933
It was meant to prevent committing sudoku by making enough money to pay for a therapy.

>>20092289
this of course is a blanket statement and does *NOT* apply to all circumstances

the numbers I used were merely examples, but the general idea is the same. whether its $1m to $50m or $50m to $500m
there is a point where increased staked collateral becomes unnecessary, as the current staked collateral is enough to ensure security for a specific job request, due to how important that job request is.

>>19650797
>totoro tattoo

fucking kek, my slut lib gf also has one. what is it with these types of women and studio ghibli shit

>>19371386
>11 inches
>enjoyable

my gf twitches with pain at least once every time we do doggy, complaining that I hit too deep and im only 7 inches

>>18373678
He will also cause the next dump to happen outside of the BTC bull run cycle and reduce the pumping potential of Link at that time...
He fucked up and will force us to wait a few years more.

>>17501345
Why would (((they))) want transparency around this issue?

>>17431802
Syndicated Loans and Event-driven insurance.

How can Chainlink (read: smart contracts) save a company money?
By reducing the number of employees a company must employ.

If you don't need a human being to check and confirm the parameters of these agreements before releasing payment, you can fire him. And you can replace him with lines of computer code.

>>17329764
One link = one assassination

What the fuck just happened? What timeline are we in? Who the FUCK saw any of this bullshit coming?

>>17326242
>ari juels talked about using chainlink to verify girls are 18 years old
>ari juels talked about using chainlink for assassination contracts
>autistic asian girl from /biz/ livestreamed event and spoke to ari about the shizo 216 pasta

Lauren: oh.. for… hi… so, like, all my viewers are asking about your book, you talk about the number, um,2- 216, something about, and I heard that something to be reincarnation, haha, how would you explain that?

Ari: Uh, I guess I’d refer you then to Tektractys.

Lauren: Y-ah-eah, like, the numbers, then, ahah sorry I’m like freaking out, it’s like the pyramid right, and then the, um, I know it’s like everything’s like in order, like, it’s hard for me to explain it, but like mathematically, um…. Hehehe

Ari: yeah, um, Tectractys means “fourness”. It’s a representation of this concept. Yep.

Lauren: And like, how, how would you describe that with like 2016 or something? It’s six times, six…

Ari: It’s six cubed.

Lauren: Six cubed, yeah. Haha. Yeah, everyone here is like saying, like oh, uh, ChainLink has like six sides, and six cubed is like 2016, like, you’re here, and like, haha..

Ari: yeah, that’s where they’re taking the conspiracy theories a bit too far…

Lauren: Yeah, they’re all like freaking out hehe… Is there anything you’d like to say, um, about that, like are you into conspiracy theories, or…

Ari: Um… I would like to believe in conspiracy theories, but I don’t think that people as a whole have their act together enough…

Lauren: Oh… Like you kind of have to, um, like be in the middle of rationality and kinda exploring different kinda topics, right, like, things that are kinda out of whack, that most people won’t, um, admit that is a thing, and, but you just wanna explore if it’s relative to what’s the current, kinda, um, it’s hard for me to explain…

Ari: yeah.

Lauren: Alright, haha, sorry…(walks away)

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