/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10834334
we think posting shitty forced memes here targeting demographics we might get in trouble for marketing to using other channels is a GREAT idea. Some people threatened to post our strategy document to Wikipedia. But fuck that were are going to keep going anyway because I mean who gives a fuck if you all get heart conditions and throw up every morning. The main thing is you SIP our lovely vomit, I mean energy drink. Don't think about vomit Think about being YOUNG and EDGY. SIP!

>>10826963

If you guys keep going Stacey is going to get a trip to Hawaii for her bonus!

Please don't think about vomit when you see our logo, think about being edgy newfags an now cool we are. But don't think about vomit heart seizures or bowel ulcers (we certainly don't that's your problem we never drink this vomit in a can). Thanks Brad and Stacey from the monster marketing team

We carefully analysed the demographic we want to hit, sad retards who are in their teens and boy did brad hut the jackpot with the boomer holding the can. Stacey said BRAND AWARENESS so loudly she nearly fell of her inflatable exercise ball. The best bit is we love the idea of you doing our work for us. So all you sad lonely types looking to belong just do our work for us and post boomer memes with the monster logo in them. Please don't think about vomit when you think of our lovely logo.