/biz/ - Business & Finance

>2014
>final year of high school
>getting 70-80% in economics tests
>4chan introduces /biz/
>100% every test
>pass hsc with 99.8 atar
>go to university
>win university
>buy university with fortune acquired through careful investments
>buy all universities
>buy all schools
>buy government
>buy all governments
>buy literally everything
>own planet
>fly golden rocket through space
>discover alien civilisation
>introduce economy
>become alien overlord of money
>worship me as a god as they shower me with money
>sleep in money bed wearing money pyjamas in my money castle every night, drowning in hot as fuck alien pussy
>eventually move on to buy the entire universe
>the year is now 2463, I have bought immortality
>mfw
>thanks, /biz/
>thanks, moot