/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm going to create a new facebook account so my future bosses see it and don't cringe. Let's say my old FB is not really "normie-friendly" Any suggestion so i look good? I'm 21 yo.

Alright dudes I got a nice story for you

>be me 19 yo fag
>drop out of college because fuck it
>parents supportive but can tell disappointed
>mom gets me intern position at firm where she works as the accountant
>get assigned to small group on top floor
>nothing special just a bunch of faggos sitting around a circular table typing away
>I sit in corner table doing whatever I'm told
>mostly petty work
>get coffee
>email these links
>ect
>group owned by Armenian guy named Ryan
>Ryan likes to bring in family members for business
>brings in retarded cousin named Evan
>Evan is not so retarded that you see It right away but after talking to him for like five minutes its painfully obvious
>Evan fucks up a lot
>like a lot
>always fucks up a form hes given somehow
>always making little mistakes
>ends up generating more work for everyone else in the office
>everyone in office hates him
>he hates everyone in the office
>watch people shit on his for two months until he snaps
>"I dont need this shit I'm your cousin you're supposed to treat me better were family you cant do this to me"
>"your work is shit and you dont contribute to anything in this office your voice makes me want to vomit"
>"I'm not going to take this shit from you asshole I should just quit"
>"do it well just give your job to the intern"
>what
>mfw they offered me a new position later that day
>mfw evan never came back to work
<mfw I'm writing this greentext at evan's desk

shill me your low marketcap coins (below $100 million), I'm ready to gamble some money for the next 100x coin

The scenario: you want to get into VC and have access to 500k to 1M in US shekels from bloodthirsty investors. What are you investing in?